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Best TV Quote(s)
04-14-2006, 03:30 PM
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So I'd like to see what all of our favorite television quotes are. It'd be nice if you could post the quote here, and from what television show it came from.

I'll go ahead and start off with something that we've all heard of, but I doubt most of you even know the whole context of the quote.

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Family Guy for all you non-geniouses.
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04-14-2006, 03:49 PM
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"I choose you pikachu!"
-Pokemon
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
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04-14-2006, 07:49 PM
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"Ill be back"
- *GUESS WHO?*
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04-14-2006, 08:25 PM
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*noobish,Apr 14 2006, 09:49 AM Wrote:"Ill be back"
- *GUESS WHO?*
thats a movie dumby.
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks
[23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo
[23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final.
[23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud


dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.>

<Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks!
<Doomz`mew> We did...


Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him.
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04-16-2006, 09:52 AM
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By far this is the one.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"-Leave it to Beaver:D
[22:34:04] <Blix> i don't like asians
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04-16-2006, 11:31 AM
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Krayz,Apr 15 2006, 11:52 PM Wrote:By far this is the one.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"-Leave it to Beaver:D
Nice Krayz, nice.
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04-16-2006, 01:27 PM
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I'd quote Futurama, but I don't remember any!

WOW WHAT A USELESS POST
Dwoppers says:
hands in ur pantz
•๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says:
o
•๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says:
lol
•๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says:
get ur hands out my pants
Dwoppers says:
wat
Dwoppers says:
no
Dwoppers says:
erm
•๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says:
HAHAHAHAHA
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04-16-2006, 03:00 PM
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"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. - Fry (Futurama)

Hahah, stolen from coca >.>
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04-17-2006, 05:07 AM
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Peter: Hey, Mort. Do these suppositories come in any other flavor?
Mort: Peter, you're eating them?
Peter: No, I'm shoving them up my butt. Of course I'm eating them!
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[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay?
[00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not.

[00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay
[00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not
[00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it!
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04-17-2006, 05:09 AM
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Peter - "This is almost as bad as my 16th birthday."
(Flashback to Peter with another teen guy sitting around a birthday cake.)
Other Guy - "Make a wish Peter."
Peter (staring into Other Guy's eyes) - "It's already come true."
*Other Guy pushes Peter onto the ground.*
Peter - "NO! Not like this *name*! Not like this!"
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate
[20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight
[20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis
[20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate
[20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand
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