Best TV Quote(s)

[Blizzard]

Stewie: Cut my eggs.
*Butler cuts eggs*
Butler: Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

[Biggs]

Family Guy roxxors the world.

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

[Baku]

Deal? or No Deal?
-Deal or no deal =D

[Blizzard]

rae1213ca,Apr 17 2006, 05:21 PM Wrote:Deal? or No Deal?
-Deal or no deal =D

Deal Or No Deal sucks! Face it! There's no intelligence required.

[p3ng]

Blizzard,Apr 18 2006, 05:15 AM Wrote:

rae1213ca,Apr 17 2006, 05:21 PM Wrote:Deal? or No Deal?
-Deal or no deal =D

Deal Or No Deal sucks! Face it! There's no intelligence required.

Yeah. Deal or no deal sucks.

[Blizzard]

Quote:[23:07] <Womb-Raider> see p3ngy, 2 men can snuggle platonically.

What's the story behind that?:o

[p3ng]

Blizzard,Apr 19 2006, 12:04 AM Wrote:

Quote:[23:07] <Womb-Raider> see p3ngy, 2 men can snuggle platonically.

What's the story behind that?:o

Womb-raider was like "/me snuggles with coca"

I was like... "wtf?"

and then a while later coca was like "/me snuggles with womb-raider"

then womb said [23:07] <Womb-Raider> see p3ngy, 2 men can snuggle platonically.

and I was like "...sigged."

[Plot]

yeah that much we gathered. was there any more funny?

[Blizzard]

I understand now. Thanks!

[Plot]

by we i of course meant myself and my keyboard, i definately did not anticipate blix to gather that much information from a conversation.