Wroaw's Way Wicked Board

So I'd like to see what all of our favorite television quotes are. It'd be nice if you could post the quote here, and from what television show it came from.

I'll go ahead and start off with something that we've all heard of, but I doubt most of you even know the whole context of the quote.

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Family Guy for all you non-geniouses.

"I choose you pikachu!"
-Pokemon

"Ill be back"
- *GUESS WHO?*

*noobish,Apr 14 2006, 09:49 AM Wrote:"Ill be back"
- *GUESS WHO?*

thats a movie dumby.

By far this is the one.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"-Leave it to Beaver:D

Krayz,Apr 15 2006, 11:52 PM Wrote:By far this is the one.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"-Leave it to Beaver:D

Nice Krayz, nice.

I'd quote Futurama, but I don't remember any!

WOW WHAT A USELESS POST

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. - Fry (Futurama)

Hahah, stolen from coca >.>

Peter: Hey, Mort. Do these suppositories come in any other flavor?
Mort: Peter, you're eating them?
Peter: No, I'm shoving them up my butt. Of course I'm eating them!

Peter - "This is almost as bad as my 16th birthday."
(Flashback to Peter with another teen guy sitting around a birthday cake.)
Other Guy - "Make a wish Peter."
Peter (staring into Other Guy's eyes) - "It's already come true."
*Other Guy pushes Peter onto the ground.*
Peter - "NO! Not like this *name*! Not like this!"