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07-27-2005, 08:23 PM
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Add your favorites, here are some.
Yo mommas so..... Short : You can see her feet on her drivers license. Old. Her birth certificate says expired She sat behind jesus in the third grade She waited tables at the last supper. Ugly They put her face on a box of ex-lax and sold it empty. When she walks intoa bank they turn off the cameras. She uses a line of make-up called why bother. When she goes into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on. The last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train When she was born the doctor slapped her parents. Smells so bad: SPeed stick slowed down and stopped. So dumb She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Fat Her shadow weighs 100 pounds. She puts mayo on asprin [23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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07-28-2005, 06:08 AM
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Womb-Raider,Jul 27 2005, 10:23 AM Wrote:Add your favorites, here are some.haha fucking hilarious. your moms so stupid she thought the sun was a big yellow skittle damn you womb, you got all of mine ![[Image: sigmariocopy.jpg]](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b155/noodles90/sigs/sigmariocopy.jpg)
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07-28-2005, 08:15 AM
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your mommas so fat she got baptized at seaworld
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07-28-2005, 10:32 AM
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Your mom goes to college.
PWNED!@!#11 |
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07-28-2005, 11:53 AM
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Yo momma's so stupid, she drowned in a wave at a football game!
Yo momma's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl! Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the TV and thought she got pay-per-view! Yo momma's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant! Quote:<plot> DWOPPERS AND COCA BROTHERS |
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07-28-2005, 12:08 PM
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Your momma is so stonned she looks like Ratfmuffin! :o oooooooh
Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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07-28-2005, 05:04 PM
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your mom's so stupid i raped and killed her and ate her ovaries.
Fat cock. |
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07-28-2005, 05:14 PM
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Sorry, Boots. That one smelled.:(
![[Image: 4uaukx3.gif]](http://i18.tinypic.com/4uaukx3.gif) [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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07-28-2005, 08:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-28-2005 08:47 PM by Bahamut.)
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OK MY SIGNATURE OWNS YOU ALL WOAHAHAH
Had to put guinea since im from peru,we call the Guinea pigs Cuyes ^^; Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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07-28-2005, 09:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-28-2005 09:23 PM by Womb-Raider.)
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[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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