07-27-2005, 08:23 PM
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Yo mommas so.....
Short :
You can see her feet on her drivers license.
Old.
Her birth certificate says expired
She sat behind jesus in the third grade
She waited tables at the last supper.
Ugly
They put her face on a box of ex-lax and sold it empty.
When she walks intoa bank they turn off the cameras.
She uses a line of make-up called why bother.
When she goes into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on.
The last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
When she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
Smells so bad:
SPeed stick slowed down and stopped.
So dumb
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Fat
Her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
She puts mayo on asprin
Yo mommas so.....
Short :
You can see her feet on her drivers license.
Old.
Her birth certificate says expired
She sat behind jesus in the third grade
She waited tables at the last supper.
Ugly
They put her face on a box of ex-lax and sold it empty.
When she walks intoa bank they turn off the cameras.
She uses a line of make-up called why bother.
When she goes into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on.
The last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
When she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
Smells so bad:
SPeed stick slowed down and stopped.
So dumb
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Fat
Her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
She puts mayo on asprin