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Baku · 05-17-2005, 02:30 PM

Well Plot from all this advices that people are giving you, we all hope you learn a lot of stuff to get a girl. Like me, im 16, a shy and quiet guy. Rarely talk to girls and move a lot but now that I stopped moving for good. Thank God. I started to talk to girls more and more and now look at me..I have a girlfriend that I talk a lot with and other stuff but the only problem now is shes gonna move soon. Bye bye back to single life for me onces again. Always learn from your mistakes and fix them. Im still fixing on my shyness but still :-D. Plot here is a tip NEVER NEVER ask a girl out in msn! I had a friend that does that and his 17 and no gf!!! Best way to ask a girl out is talking to her face to face.

lol i just wanted to be part of this...im bored

Biggs · 05-17-2005, 04:19 PM

Don't get friends to ask girls out for you either.

SniperducK · 05-18-2005, 01:26 AM

i was gonna give advice but all this rambling has made my head explode.

Plot · 05-18-2005, 05:30 AM

yeah id pee my pants before i got the words out :lol:;)

im not how you would say good with the ladies but i just hope i do better when i move...

hey rae im moving <_< its my third move but first out of county

Yadntnojack · 05-18-2005, 05:37 AM

tell her how u feel now before u move

Plot · 05-18-2005, 06:56 AM

1) she knows
2) ive asked her out previously and all her friends are always like do you still like her and im like yeah i love her
3) my friend wrote it on my sneaker one day in social studies (i fell asleep during a movie)

Biggs · 05-18-2005, 09:41 AM

Try peeing in her bunghole.

Plot · 05-18-2005, 11:11 AM

i wish! NO IM JK

no because then she wouldnt like me at all... and i want her to like me not be like

OMFG!#!! THATS THE SCUMBAG WHO PEED IN MY BUNGHOLE ARREST HIM

t3h_l33t_p3ngu1n · 05-18-2005, 11:51 AM

Biggs,May 17 2005, 02:37 AM Wrote:
t3h_l33t_p3ngu1n,May 16 2005, 07:06 PM Wrote:Would it be strange if i asked you to take a picture of yourself, leaning on a chair, back arched and looking back at the camera like a dragon?
<3 Starsky and Hutch.

that movie made me laugh.

plot these are the steps if you want a girl to like you.

1. put a gun to her head.
2. rape her up teh butt.
3. show her some of your uber micro skizills
4. if she runs away shoot her in the kneecaps
5. give her a bigold mushroom tat on her forhead
6. if she hasnt run away yet, keep raping her.

or you could just be 1337 and go like "yo. on like aztec this guy was like coming accross the bridge and i jumped out and **BOOM** HEADSHOT!!....so..you want secks yet?"

well ive just been rambling on for a couple minutes about the first things that came to my mind (may it be twisted and perverted) so disregard this post. i could just ex out of this page right now and put a stop to this..but that would be a complete waste of time. unlike this which is a 99% waste of my time.

thankyou for reading.

it has been an exciting journey for us all.

if you have enjoyed this as much as I have you would have killed yourself by now.

Biggs · 05-18-2005, 12:06 PM

t3h_l33t_p3ngu1n,May 17 2005, 07:51 PM Wrote:1. put a gun to her head.
2. rape her up teh butt.
3. show her some of your uber micro skizills
4. if she runs away shoot her in the kneecaps
5. give her a bigold mushroom tat on her forhead
6. if she hasnt run away yet, keep raping her.

7. Pee in her bunghole.

None of you believe me but you won't know until you try it!