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12-08-2004, 08:08 AM
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My Little Conversation With Santa
T h 3 G a m e r: .
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started. So, have you been naughty or nice? T h 3 G a m e r: naughty SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you. T h 3 G a m e r: menu SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number: 1 - Tell Santa 2 - Tell Buddies What U Want 3 - Track a Shopping List 4 - Play Xmas Hangman 5 - Vote on Xmas Songs 6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree 7 - Send E-Cards 8 - Listen to Xmas Music 9 - A Free Gift 4U! T h 3 G a m e r: 1 SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this. So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year. T h 3 G a m e r: sex SantaClaus: What else tops your list this year? T h 3 G a m e r: sex SantaClaus: So what would your final Christmas wish be? T h 3 G a m e r: hardcore sex SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song. T h 3 G a m e r: poll SantaClaus: Type the number of the song that puts you in the Holiday spirit: 1 - Jingle Bells 2 - Let It Snow 3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...) 4 - Silent Night, Holy Night 5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town 6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 7 - Deck the Halls 8 - Joy to the World 9 - White Christmas T h 3 G a m e r: 9 SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters: 1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow -- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape or go back to the menu for more fun and games. T h 3 G a m e r: menu SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more. 1 - Tell Santa 2 - Tell Buddies What U Want 3 - Track a Shopping List 4 - Play Xmas Hangman 5 - Vote on Xmas Songs 6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree 7 - Send E-Cards 8 - Listen to Xmas Music 9 - A Free Gift 4U! T h 3 G a m e r: 2 SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! T h 3 G a m e r: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! T h 3 G a m e r: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! T h 3 G a m e r: Hacks SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. T h 3 G a m e r: Seks SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. T h 3 G a m e r: sex SantaClaus: T h 3 G a m e r: butt sex SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here. T h 3 G a m e r: penis SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites. A lump of coal for you. T h 3 G a m e r: ahahahahaha SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. T h 3 G a m e r: vagina SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? T h 3 G a m e r: yes SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something. Someone asked to find out for them. 1 -- Black 2 -- White 3 -- Rose 4 -- Beige T h 3 G a m e r: 3 SantaClaus: Lovely. Just checking. Rose. Looks great. Sounds nice too . Make sure you add items to your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see -- just type WL. T h 3 G a m e r: WL SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! T h 3 G a m e r: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! T h 3 G a m e r: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Hacks Tell your buddies to come and see your WL! Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. T h 3 G a m e r: boobs SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit T h 3 G a m e r: nipples SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? T h 3 G a m e r: no SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start. T h 3 G a m e r: bitch SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. T h 3 G a m e r: shut the fuck up SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. T h 3 G a m e r: car SantaClaus: Excuse me? T h 3 G a m e r: WL SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! T h 3 G a m e r: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! T h 3 G a m e r: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Hacks Tell your buddies to come and see your WL! Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. T h 3 G a m e r: women SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! T h 3 G a m e r: sex SantaClaus: :-X T h 3 G a m e r: fuck SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language. A lump of coal for you. T h 3 G a m e r: bitch SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. T h 3 G a m e r: suck my cock SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act. T h 3 G a m e r: menu SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again. T h 3 G a m e r: COME BACK YOU OLD FUCK SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! T h 3 G a m e r: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! T h 3 G a m e r: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Hacks Tell your buddies to come and see your WL! Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. T h 3 G a m e r: sex SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again. "There are only 10 kinds of people in the world those who understand binary, and those who don't!" |
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12-08-2004, 08:10 AM
Post: #2
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My Little Conversation With Santa
santa blocked me :(
"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world those who understand binary, and those who don't!" |
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12-08-2004, 09:04 AM
Post: #3
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My Little Conversation With Santa
wow owned
1337 at last. 1337 at last. Thank god almighty, I am 1337 at last. 1338 -Schietluis |
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12-08-2004, 09:25 AM
Post: #4
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My Little Conversation With Santa
You got owned by a bot.
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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12-08-2004, 09:33 AM
Post: #5
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My Little Conversation With Santa
NO IT WAS SANTA....maybe now I won't get presents :(
"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world those who understand binary, and those who don't!" |
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12-09-2004, 01:39 AM
Post: #6
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My Little Conversation With Santa
pwned like a n00b on the map de_dust :rolleyes:
[19:07:16] <coca> lolbeans [19:07:39] <coca> i planted some lolbeans and grew a lollertree [21:13:27] <Dwoppers> WATZ WIF THE POEM OR W/E [21:13:34] <Dwoppers> lol, bet its gnona be all gay andp ink and stuff [21:13:39] <plot> like your room> [21:13:42] <coca> ur face is gay and pink [21:13:55] <coca> little cockmagician [21:14:33] <coca> a good cockmagician never chokes on the same dick twice [15:48] <SirTiger> Groovy-oh [23:52] <}8]> dwop made two aim's and cybered himself [21:57] <Doomz`lap> My parents liekep drinking me margriats [21:57] <Doomz`lap> I sear [21:57] <Doomz`lap> Theyre adryint gop pisoen me [21:57] <Doomz`lap> TRYIGNH ESPO TOIN EMSOPEN |
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