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T h 3 G a m e r: .
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

T h 3 G a m e r: naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.

T h 3 G a m e r: menu
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

T h 3 G a m e r: 1
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.

So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.

T h 3 G a m e r: sex
SantaClaus: What else tops your list this year?


T h 3 G a m e r: sex
SantaClaus: So what would your final Christmas wish be?


T h 3 G a m e r: hardcore sex
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.

T h 3 G a m e r: poll
SantaClaus: Type the number of the song that puts you in the Holiday spirit:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas

T h 3 G a m e r: 9
SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters:

1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow

-- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape or go back to the menu for more fun and games.

T h 3 G a m e r: menu
SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

T h 3 G a m e r: 2
SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
Which do you want to view?

1 - Your Wish List
Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want!

2 - View someone else's Wish List
Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it!

T h 3 G a m e r: 1
SantaClaus: This is Your WL
What do you want to do?

1 - Start or Add to My WL

2 - View/Edit My WL

3 - Delete My WL
If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays!

T h 3 G a m e r: 1
SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL!

T h 3 G a m e r: Hacks
SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list!

1 - Add More

2 - WL Menu

Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu.

T h 3 G a m e r: Seks
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.


T h 3 G a m e r: sex
SantaClaus:

T h 3 G a m e r: butt sex
SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here.

T h 3 G a m e r: penis
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.


T h 3 G a m e r: ahahahahaha
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

T h 3 G a m e r: vagina
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

T h 3 G a m e r: yes
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

T h 3 G a m e r: 3
SantaClaus: Lovely. Just checking. Rose. Looks great. Sounds nice too . Make sure you add items to your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see -- just type WL.

T h 3 G a m e r: WL
SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
Which do you want to view?

1 - Your Wish List
Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want!

2 - View someone else's Wish List
Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it!

T h 3 G a m e r: 1
SantaClaus: This is Your WL
What do you want to do?

1 - Start or Add to My WL

2 - View/Edit My WL

3 - Delete My WL
If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays!

T h 3 G a m e r: 2
SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List
Select a gift to mark it received or drop it.

1 - Hacks

Tell your buddies to come and see your WL!
Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime.
T h 3 G a m e r: boobs
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

T h 3 G a m e r: nipples
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

T h 3 G a m e r: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

T h 3 G a m e r: bitch
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


T h 3 G a m e r: shut the fuck up
SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


T h 3 G a m e r: car
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


T h 3 G a m e r: WL
SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
Which do you want to view?

1 - Your Wish List
Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want!

2 - View someone else's Wish List
Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it!

T h 3 G a m e r: 1
SantaClaus: This is Your WL
What do you want to do?

1 - Start or Add to My WL

2 - View/Edit My WL

3 - Delete My WL
If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays!

T h 3 G a m e r: 2
SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List
Select a gift to mark it received or drop it.

1 - Hacks

Tell your buddies to come and see your WL!
Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime.
T h 3 G a m e r: women
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

T h 3 G a m e r: sex
SantaClaus: :-X

T h 3 G a m e r: fuck
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


T h 3 G a m e r: bitch
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


T h 3 G a m e r: suck my cock
SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act.


T h 3 G a m e r: menu
SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.


T h 3 G a m e r: COME BACK YOU OLD FUCK
SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
Which do you want to view?

1 - Your Wish List
Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want!

2 - View someone else's Wish List
Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it!

T h 3 G a m e r: 1
SantaClaus: This is Your WL
What do you want to do?

1 - Start or Add to My WL

2 - View/Edit My WL

3 - Delete My WL
If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays!

T h 3 G a m e r: 2
SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List
Select a gift to mark it received or drop it.

1 - Hacks

Tell your buddies to come and see your WL!
Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime.
T h 3 G a m e r: sex
SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.
santa blocked me :(
wow owned
You got owned by a bot.
NO IT WAS SANTA....maybe now I won't get presents :(
pwned like a n00b on the map de_dust :rolleyes:
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