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06-18-2009, 10:41 AM
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ya kinda old but sometimes fun. Most of the times it is FAIL though.
http://omegle.com/ Post any funny convos you got out of it. |
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06-18-2009, 10:49 AM
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haha i had a full discussion about the zombie apoc with someone
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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06-18-2009, 02:46 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Who am i having the pleasure of speaking with? Stranger: haha like i'm gonna tell u Stranger: asl? You: haha like i'm gonna tell u Stranger: true that You: so Who am i having the pleasure of speaking with? Stranger: of ur choice Stranger: kk one detail Stranger: 19yr old You: me too Stranger: bull shit Stranger: go suck sum cock u prev Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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06-18-2009, 02:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-18-2009 03:08 PM by Underdog.)
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lmao.... I thought it was dumb at first.... But after you start messing with a few people it's hilarious
EDIT: This was my tribute to Womb: You: Hey Stranger: HEY you You: Let's discuss the zombie apocolypse Stranger: *poke* Stranger: if you wanna ... You: You don't? It's a very important issue facing America Stranger: America ? or the world ? You: Hmm, touche! You: How are you preparing for the invasion? Stranger: i built a bunker under my fridge Stranger: and u ?? You: good thinking! Zombies naturally aren't interested in refrigerator goods Stranger: hehehe You: I have a machete Stranger: nice Stranger: in special matiere ? Stranger: in silver ? You: No, just one on sale from home depot Stranger: why not You: I rely on my brute strength and agility You: Are you able to cope with loved ones being turned into beings of the undead? Stranger: mm im not sure >< You: Where do you think they'll originate? You think it'll be here or do you think they'll have to cross an ocean? Stranger: no Stranger: they re fom louisiana marecages : / You: Ahh You: Then we have less time Stranger: : / You: Where are you from Stranger: Paris and you ? You: California You: You're lucky... they'll have to cross the atlantic to get to you You: At least you have a bunker under your fridge though Stranger: yes ^^ Stranger: but in France we have a wonder arm Stranger: the camembert cheese Stranger: they don't resist Stranger: and fall like flyes You: I never knew zombies were vulnerable to cheese! You: Is it only certain types? Stranger: yes Stranger: those from Louisiana Stranger: mix with crocodiles genes You: Ingenius! You: I had no idea the science was already done Stranger: tssss Stranger: the scientists are in THEIR side Stranger: don't trust them ! You: WHAT?! Stranger: dint trust anybody !!!!! You: Those BASTARDS Stranger: LOOOl Stranger: oops Stranger: not funny:( Stranger: the government too You: !! Stranger: Schwarzennneeegggggger too !! You: No! You: Not the governator! Stranger: sorry u hear that You: Will the government make the first zombies? Stranger: well, Stranger: they have ever begun Stranger: in your actors studio Stranger: at hollywood Stranger: hidden Stranger: they make mix Stranger: to create a new race of zombies Stranger: with the blood of...... Stranger: Tom Cruise:((( You: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: so sorry:((( You: I bet Matt Damon will be their leader Stranger: ohhh he is ! NEW! [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKNIG HELL [19:03] <Doomz`lap> I GO TPO PISS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> AND MY PARENS LARE LIKE [19:03] <Doomz`lap> ODNT THORW UP [19:03] <Doomz`lap> IM NOT TAHT DRUNK [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKERS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> GODDAMNIT [17:40] <Underdog> btw, i heard SV was arrested for suspected peeping on his neighbor's 6-yr-old son. he was let off b/c the officers violated his 4th amendment rights [17:42] <SirVeach> YES [17:43] <SirVeach> i mean wait. [17:43] <SirVeach> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL DAMMIT |
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06-18-2009, 04:15 PM
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: welcome to ponyland You: i am king pony Stranger: King Pony? Stranger: It is an honor You: king pony indeed You: welcome to the court of king p ony You: we shall feast You: on pony food Stranger: can i be a servant that you have sex with while the queen is asleep? You: ponys dont have sex Stranger: yes they do You: prove it You: cuz i dont You: and im KING PONY Stranger: O <=0 Stranger: see You: true statement You: 0 <= 0 You: im convinced Stranger: thank you You: ok u can be the servant Stranger: thanks Stranger: we are going to have fun You: whats ur fave pony sex position Stranger: pony style You: does it hurtg You: cuz You: um You: well Stranger: no bunnies and faries take the pain away You: i never had pony sex tbqh You: im king pony and a virgin You: can u believe it!!!??? You: i got all the best pony riches You: but still.... Stranger: wow You: i think im inbred You: i have a deformity Stranger: that is awful You: i know You: you see You: i have tails instead of legs You: and a leg instead of a tail You: i have 1 leg, and its on my butt Your conversational partner has disconnected. ______________________this thread just got BALLIFIED _________________________________/ bernice krew represent |
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06-18-2009, 04:56 PM
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haha amazing udog, i <3 matt damon tho hes the man.
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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06-18-2009, 05:02 PM
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Stranger: if u ever weatch the movie
Stranger: hannibal You: ive seen cannonball You: wil this do Stranger: i follow in the serial killers footsteos You: you shoot out of canons Stranger: no face Stranger: canons hurt Stranger: my other dog died that way You: go on Stranger: he was in the civil war You: what was his name Stranger: his name was pilbert Stranger: it was odd name Stranger: but u get used to it You: did u shoot him out of a canon Stranger: noooo Stranger: wat happn was he was sent on mission Stranger: to infiltrate the southerns main base You: this sounds liek a sad story Stranger: it was genious plan Stranger: who would think a dog worked for union You: not me that's fo sho Stranger: it was great untill some confedrates soldiers were playing wall bal Stranger: and the dog chased the ball You: sounds normal Stranger: the ball ended up You: yes Stranger: landing in front a chinese resturant You: fuck Stranger: i knw i iknow people didnt think chinnese were around during this time Stranger: but they were You: totally i know Stranger: and he turned into chicken and broccli You: that sounds fucking DELICIOUS Stranger: it was the mission was a failure You: wait You: where do canons come in Stranger: wel the reason for the mission was to Stranger: send the dog to infiltrate the southerns base to get the codes to shut off the highly advanced anit infiltry cannona Stranger: s You: and pilbert didn't make it:( Stranger: nope but i rem him every day [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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