06-18-2009, 10:41 AM
06-18-2009, 10:49 AM
haha i had a full discussion about the zombie apoc with someone
06-18-2009, 02:46 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Who am i having the pleasure of speaking with?
Stranger: haha like i'm gonna tell u
Stranger: asl?
You: haha like i'm gonna tell u
Stranger: true that
You: so Who am i having the pleasure of speaking with?
Stranger: of ur choice
Stranger: kk one detail
Stranger: 19yr old
You: me too
Stranger: bull shit
Stranger: go suck sum cock u prev
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You: Who am i having the pleasure of speaking with?
Stranger: haha like i'm gonna tell u
Stranger: asl?
You: haha like i'm gonna tell u
Stranger: true that
You: so Who am i having the pleasure of speaking with?
Stranger: of ur choice
Stranger: kk one detail
Stranger: 19yr old
You: me too
Stranger: bull shit
Stranger: go suck sum cock u prev
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06-18-2009, 02:56 PM
lmao.... I thought it was dumb at first.... But after you start messing with a few people it's hilarious
EDIT: This was my tribute to Womb:
You: Hey
Stranger: HEY you
You: Let's discuss the zombie apocolypse
Stranger: *poke*
Stranger: if you wanna ...
You: You don't? It's a very important issue facing America
Stranger: America ? or the world ?
You: Hmm, touche!
You: How are you preparing for the invasion?
Stranger: i built a bunker under my fridge
Stranger: and u ??
You: good thinking! Zombies naturally aren't interested in refrigerator goods
Stranger: hehehe
You: I have a machete
Stranger: nice
Stranger: in special matiere ?
Stranger: in silver ?
You: No, just one on sale from home depot
Stranger: why not
You: I rely on my brute strength and agility
You: Are you able to cope with loved ones being turned into beings of the undead?
Stranger: mm im not sure ><
You: Where do you think they'll originate? You think it'll be here or do you think they'll have to cross an ocean?
Stranger: no
Stranger: they re fom louisiana marecages : /
You: Ahh
You: Then we have less time
Stranger: : /
You: Where are you from
Stranger: Paris and you ?
You: California
You: You're lucky... they'll have to cross the atlantic to get to you
You: At least you have a bunker under your fridge though
Stranger: yes ^^
Stranger: but in France we have a wonder arm
Stranger: the camembert cheese
Stranger: they don't resist
Stranger: and fall like flyes
You: I never knew zombies were vulnerable to cheese!
You: Is it only certain types?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: those from Louisiana
Stranger: mix with crocodiles genes
You: Ingenius!
You: I had no idea the science was already done
Stranger: tssss
Stranger: the scientists are in THEIR side
Stranger: don't trust them !
You: WHAT?!
Stranger: dint trust anybody !!!!!
You: Those BASTARDS
Stranger: LOOOl
Stranger: oops
Stranger: not funny:(
Stranger: the government too
You: !!
Stranger: Schwarzennneeegggggger too !!
You: No!
You: Not the governator!
Stranger: sorry u hear that
You: Will the government make the first zombies?
Stranger: well,
Stranger: they have ever begun
Stranger: in your actors studio
Stranger: at hollywood
Stranger: hidden
Stranger: they make mix
Stranger: to create a new race of zombies
Stranger: with the blood of......
Stranger: Tom Cruise:(((
You: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: so sorry:(((
You: I bet Matt Damon will be their leader
Stranger: ohhh he is !
EDIT: This was my tribute to Womb:
You: Hey
Stranger: HEY you
You: Let's discuss the zombie apocolypse
Stranger: *poke*
Stranger: if you wanna ...
You: You don't? It's a very important issue facing America
Stranger: America ? or the world ?
You: Hmm, touche!
You: How are you preparing for the invasion?
Stranger: i built a bunker under my fridge
Stranger: and u ??
You: good thinking! Zombies naturally aren't interested in refrigerator goods
Stranger: hehehe
You: I have a machete
Stranger: nice
Stranger: in special matiere ?
Stranger: in silver ?
You: No, just one on sale from home depot
Stranger: why not
You: I rely on my brute strength and agility
You: Are you able to cope with loved ones being turned into beings of the undead?
Stranger: mm im not sure ><
You: Where do you think they'll originate? You think it'll be here or do you think they'll have to cross an ocean?
Stranger: no
Stranger: they re fom louisiana marecages : /
You: Ahh
You: Then we have less time
Stranger: : /
You: Where are you from
Stranger: Paris and you ?
You: California
You: You're lucky... they'll have to cross the atlantic to get to you
You: At least you have a bunker under your fridge though
Stranger: yes ^^
Stranger: but in France we have a wonder arm
Stranger: the camembert cheese
Stranger: they don't resist
Stranger: and fall like flyes
You: I never knew zombies were vulnerable to cheese!
You: Is it only certain types?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: those from Louisiana
Stranger: mix with crocodiles genes
You: Ingenius!
You: I had no idea the science was already done
Stranger: tssss
Stranger: the scientists are in THEIR side
Stranger: don't trust them !
You: WHAT?!
Stranger: dint trust anybody !!!!!
You: Those BASTARDS
Stranger: LOOOl
Stranger: oops
Stranger: not funny:(
Stranger: the government too
You: !!
Stranger: Schwarzennneeegggggger too !!
You: No!
You: Not the governator!
Stranger: sorry u hear that
You: Will the government make the first zombies?
Stranger: well,
Stranger: they have ever begun
Stranger: in your actors studio
Stranger: at hollywood
Stranger: hidden
Stranger: they make mix
Stranger: to create a new race of zombies
Stranger: with the blood of......
Stranger: Tom Cruise:(((
You: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: so sorry:(((
You: I bet Matt Damon will be their leader
Stranger: ohhh he is !
06-18-2009, 04:15 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: welcome to ponyland
You: i am king pony
Stranger: King Pony?
Stranger: It is an honor
You: king pony indeed
You: welcome to the court of king p ony
You: we shall feast
You: on pony food
Stranger: can i be a servant that you have sex with while the queen is asleep?
You: ponys dont have sex
Stranger: yes they do
You: prove it
You: cuz i dont
You: and im KING PONY
Stranger: O <=0
Stranger: see
You: true statement
You: 0 <= 0
You: im convinced
Stranger: thank you
You: ok u can be the servant
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: we are going to have fun
You: whats ur fave pony sex position
Stranger: pony style
You: does it hurtg
You: cuz
You: um
You: well
Stranger: no bunnies and faries take the pain away
You: i never had pony sex tbqh
You: im king pony and a virgin
You: can u believe it!!!???
You: i got all the best pony riches
You: but still....
Stranger: wow
You: i think im inbred
You: i have a deformity
Stranger: that is awful
You: i know
You: you see
You: i have tails instead of legs
You: and a leg instead of a tail
You: i have 1 leg, and its on my butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: welcome to ponyland
You: i am king pony
Stranger: King Pony?
Stranger: It is an honor
You: king pony indeed
You: welcome to the court of king p ony
You: we shall feast
You: on pony food
Stranger: can i be a servant that you have sex with while the queen is asleep?
You: ponys dont have sex
Stranger: yes they do
You: prove it
You: cuz i dont
You: and im KING PONY
Stranger: O <=0
Stranger: see
You: true statement
You: 0 <= 0
You: im convinced
Stranger: thank you
You: ok u can be the servant
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: we are going to have fun
You: whats ur fave pony sex position
Stranger: pony style
You: does it hurtg
You: cuz
You: um
You: well
Stranger: no bunnies and faries take the pain away
You: i never had pony sex tbqh
You: im king pony and a virgin
You: can u believe it!!!???
You: i got all the best pony riches
You: but still....
Stranger: wow
You: i think im inbred
You: i have a deformity
Stranger: that is awful
You: i know
You: you see
You: i have tails instead of legs
You: and a leg instead of a tail
You: i have 1 leg, and its on my butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
06-18-2009, 04:56 PM
haha amazing udog, i <3 matt damon tho hes the man.
06-18-2009, 05:02 PM
Stranger: if u ever weatch the movie
Stranger: hannibal
You: ive seen cannonball
You: wil this do
Stranger: i follow in the serial killers footsteos
You: you shoot out of canons
Stranger: no face
Stranger: canons hurt
Stranger: my other dog died that way
You: go on
Stranger: he was in the civil war
You: what was his name
Stranger: his name was pilbert
Stranger: it was odd name
Stranger: but u get used to it
You: did u shoot him out of a canon
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: wat happn was he was sent on mission
Stranger: to infiltrate the southerns main base
You: this sounds liek a sad story
Stranger: it was genious plan
Stranger: who would think a dog worked for union
You: not me that's fo sho
Stranger: it was great untill some confedrates soldiers were playing wall bal
Stranger: and the dog chased the ball
You: sounds normal
Stranger: the ball ended up
You: yes
Stranger: landing in front a chinese resturant
You: fuck
Stranger: i knw i iknow people didnt think chinnese were around during this time
Stranger: but they were
You: totally i know
Stranger: and he turned into chicken and broccli
You: that sounds fucking DELICIOUS
Stranger: it was the mission was a failure
You: wait
You: where do canons come in
Stranger: wel the reason for the mission was to
Stranger: send the dog to infiltrate the southerns base to get the codes to shut off the highly advanced anit infiltry cannona
Stranger: s
You: and pilbert didn't make it:(
Stranger: nope but i rem him every day
Stranger: hannibal
You: ive seen cannonball
You: wil this do
Stranger: i follow in the serial killers footsteos
You: you shoot out of canons
Stranger: no face
Stranger: canons hurt
Stranger: my other dog died that way
You: go on
Stranger: he was in the civil war
You: what was his name
Stranger: his name was pilbert
Stranger: it was odd name
Stranger: but u get used to it
You: did u shoot him out of a canon
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: wat happn was he was sent on mission
Stranger: to infiltrate the southerns main base
You: this sounds liek a sad story
Stranger: it was genious plan
Stranger: who would think a dog worked for union
You: not me that's fo sho
Stranger: it was great untill some confedrates soldiers were playing wall bal
Stranger: and the dog chased the ball
You: sounds normal
Stranger: the ball ended up
You: yes
Stranger: landing in front a chinese resturant
You: fuck
Stranger: i knw i iknow people didnt think chinnese were around during this time
Stranger: but they were
You: totally i know
Stranger: and he turned into chicken and broccli
You: that sounds fucking DELICIOUS
Stranger: it was the mission was a failure
You: wait
You: where do canons come in
Stranger: wel the reason for the mission was to
Stranger: send the dog to infiltrate the southerns base to get the codes to shut off the highly advanced anit infiltry cannona
Stranger: s
You: and pilbert didn't make it:(
Stranger: nope but i rem him every day