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11-28-2007, 09:07 AM
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I'm Rich!!
Well...kinda. I just landed a weekend job. I'm working 6 pm to 6am Saturday night, and 6pm to 6 am Sunday night. WHEEE. It's in a high security government facility. As such, I get to undergo a full criminal background check. This means the FBI will be paying me a visit to interview me, my family, my coworkers, and even my neighbors.
The cool thing is that it's going to be an easy as hell job, and I'll be the only one there, so I basically manage myself. WOOT. Luke, Did you have to go through one of these background checks? I'm looking for some advice. ![[Image: wroawbar.jpg]](http://wroaw.com/images/wroawbar.jpg) Quote:[18:58] <@slxbot> SniperducK`: Stephen - Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames. |
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11-28-2007, 09:21 AM
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I'm Rich!!
Sounds awesome, whatchu doing?
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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11-28-2007, 09:41 AM
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I'm Rich!!
good! now you can buy us a tf2 server;)
![[Image: userbar323142zu7.gif]](http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3566/userbar323142zu7.gif) aka witebuddha, piratebuddha, pumpbuddha, sepukku_master, skeezix, lockless, DragShot [18:51:08] <Dwoppers> i just googled cock ring [18:51:09] <Dwoppers> and wtf... Womb-Raider,Oct 16 2005, 01:15 AM Wrote:I would like to be the first to mention, your a fucked up guy. |
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11-28-2007, 10:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-28-2007 10:52 AM by Biggs.)
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I'm Rich!!
Since he's working in a high security place and isn't saying what job it is and since it is the overnight shift, I'm assuming it's janitor.
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11-28-2007, 10:55 AM
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Biggs,Nov 27 2007, 07:52 PM Wrote:Since he's working in a high security place and isn't saying what job it is and since it is the overnight shift, I'm assuming it's janitor.Ha. No. It's helpdesk/NOC stuff. I'm monitoring servers and web applications to make sure they keep running. Quote:[18:58] <@slxbot> SniperducK`: Stephen - Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames. |
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11-28-2007, 11:07 AM
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I'm Rich!!
Ok, first, hide all of your child porn and horse porn on a DVD, and put that in your car's CD collection.
Second, ditch the dead body in your dumpster asap, don't want them to be smelling that corpse when they come to visit. If they do, they might start searching around and find your drug stash. <3 Good luck. :rolleyes: "You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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11-28-2007, 12:19 PM
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I'm Rich!!
dude thats awesome. now i just need a job.
![[Image: sigsimon.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118ttle_gi/sigsimon.jpg) Sep. 20 2005, Womb-Raider: "Hobit cocktails and hobit cookies.... we just need some hobit strippers." |
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11-28-2007, 01:07 PM
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Sveach,Nov 27 2007, 11:07 PM Wrote:Luke,It's easy... just kill anybody/everybody you know or that might know you. I dunno, mine was pretty cake, it took forever though. They had to do a pretty thorough check for my job, i found out that they were talking to people that i hadn't talked to in YEARS... kinda crazy. I guarantee you tho that you're friends will be like "i'm gonna tell 'em you're on drugs and whores!!!!" .... that got old pretty quick. But yeah.... just don't hide anything and you should be fine. I don't think you've done anything TOO drastic to get your security clearance denied. ![[Image: AoDsig.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/ldithrich/AoDsig.jpg) NEW! [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKNIG HELL [19:03] <Doomz`lap> I GO TPO PISS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> AND MY PARENS LARE LIKE [19:03] <Doomz`lap> ODNT THORW UP [19:03] <Doomz`lap> IM NOT TAHT DRUNK [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKERS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> GODDAMNIT [17:40] <Underdog> btw, i heard SV was arrested for suspected peeping on his neighbor's 6-yr-old son. he was let off b/c the officers violated his 4th amendment rights [17:42] <SirVeach> YES [17:43] <SirVeach> i mean wait. [17:43] <SirVeach> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL DAMMIT |
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11-28-2007, 02:31 PM
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I'm Rich!!
Just don't tell them about Wroaw:P
Dwoppers says: hands in ur pantz •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: o •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: lol •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: get ur hands out my pants Dwoppers says: wat Dwoppers says: no Dwoppers says: erm •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: HAHAHAHAHA |
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11-28-2007, 02:44 PM
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I'm Rich!!
better hope they dont find this site lol
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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