Well...kinda. I just landed a weekend job. I'm working 6 pm to 6am Saturday night, and 6pm to 6 am Sunday night. WHEEE. It's in a high security government facility. As such, I get to undergo a full criminal background check. This means the FBI will be paying me a visit to interview me, my family, my coworkers, and even my neighbors.
The cool thing is that it's going to be an easy as hell job, and I'll be the only one there, so I basically manage myself. WOOT.
Luke,
Did you have to go through one of these background checks? I'm looking for some advice.
Sounds awesome, whatchu doing?
good! now you can buy us a tf2 server;)
Since he's working in a high security place and isn't saying what job it is and since it is the overnight shift, I'm assuming it's janitor.
Biggs,Nov 27 2007, 07:52 PM Wrote:Since he's working in a high security place and isn't saying what job it is and since it is the overnight shift, I'm assuming it's janitor.
Ha. No. It's helpdesk/NOC stuff. I'm monitoring servers and web applications to make sure they keep running.
Ok, first, hide all of your child porn and horse porn on a DVD, and put that in your car's CD collection.
Second, ditch the dead body in your dumpster asap, don't want them to be smelling that corpse when they come to visit. If they do, they might start searching around and find your drug stash.
<3 Good luck. :rolleyes:
dude thats awesome. now i just need a job.
Sveach,Nov 27 2007, 11:07 PM Wrote:Luke,
Did you have to go through one of these background checks? I'm looking for some advice.
It's easy... just kill anybody/everybody you know or that might know you. I dunno, mine was pretty cake, it took forever though. They had to do a pretty thorough check for my job, i found out that they were talking to people that i hadn't talked to in YEARS... kinda crazy. I guarantee you tho that you're friends will be like "i'm gonna tell 'em you're on drugs and whores!!!!" .... that got old pretty quick.
But yeah.... just don't hide anything and you should be fine. I don't think you've done anything TOO drastic to get your security clearance denied.
Just don't tell them about Wroaw:P
better hope they dont find this site lol