#geeks tech support

[coca]

So this guy comes into #geeks (where duck, ball, dwoppers and I HANG OUT) looking for tech support for ZoneAlarm

<Dwoppers> coca, tell him to do the run command for shutdown:D

We get him to shutdown his computer twice:

* RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has joined #geeks
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<BALL> hi
<RapidFire[tko]> hi
<RapidFire[tko]> i need help, i have zonealrm security suite and it lets my start up cs
1.6, but i cant connect to any server.
<BALL> set to "medium" security level
<BALL> lmbo
<RapidFire[tko]> lmbo?
<RapidFire[tko]> yea its been @ medium
<BALL> hum, i think this would better be handled by Dwoppers
<RapidFire[tko]> like im rly stumped right now, and im not a "noob" i have MCP cert,
telling you this so u dont waste ur time telling me stupid things
<RapidFire[tko]> i got to firewall > expert > then theres an Add option, then four boxes to
choose from, Source,Destination,Time, Protocol. and each one has a Modify button
<coca> What error message do you receive?
<RapidFire[tko]> it just says it cant connect or w/e
<RapidFire[tko]> like it retries liek 4 times to connect then the error comes up
<coca> are you behind a router or firewall at university/college?
<RapidFire[tko]> no
<coca> does it work when you disable zonealarm?
<RapidFire[tko]> i just got zonealarm to day
<RapidFire[tko]> let me try
<Dwoppers>:o
<RapidFire[tko]>:o
<Dwoppers> hmmm
<BALL> 11,11  
<BALL> 12,12  
<BALL> 13,13  
<BALL> 4,4  
<BALL> 7,7  
<BALL> 8,8  
<RapidFire[tko]> like i gave steam all access shit
<BALL> 9,9  
<BALL> 11,11  
<BALL> 12,12  
<BALL> 13,13  
<BALL> 4,4  
<BALL> 7,7  
<BALL> 8,8  
<BALL> 9,9  
<RapidFire[tko]> i can see the game servers are there
<Dwoppers> Are you connected to the internet?
<BALL> 11,11  
<BALL> 12,12  
<BALL> 13,13  
<RapidFire[tko]> ...
<BALL> 4,4  
<RapidFire[tko]> ball
<BALL> 7,7  
<BALL> 8,8  
<RapidFire[tko]> im gonna kill u!
<BALL> 9,9  
<BALL> 11,11  
<BALL> 12,12  
<Dwoppers> !k ball
<BALL> 13,13  
<BALL> 4,4  
<BALL> 7,7  
<BALL> 8,8  
<BALL> 9,9  
<BALL> 11,11  
<BALL> 12,12  
<BALL> 09,07wEeNErSuCkEr The GAY
<BALL> ?
<RapidFire[tko]> wtf???
<RapidFire[tko]> any who
<RapidFire[tko]> yea im on the internet-_-
<BALL> 9,01D11,01W12,01O13,01P4,01P7,01E8,01R9,01S
<BALL> 11,01D12,01W13,01O4,01P7,01P8,01E9,01R11,01S
<coca> is there a place to add applications?
<BALL> 12,01D13,01W4,01O7,01P8,01P9,01E11,01R12,01S
<BALL> 13,01D4,01W7,01O8,01P9,01P11,01E12,01R13,01S
<coca> like you added Steam
<BALL> 4,01D7,01W8,01O9,01P11,01P12,01E13,01R4,01S
<RapidFire[tko]> 1 sec
<RapidFire[tko]> im gonna try to connect
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<BALL> add HL.EXE
<sheepsauce> DEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ
<BALL> give it all access
<sheepsauce> porn
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<RapidFire[tko]> hmm
<RapidFire[tko]> that was weird i still cant connect
<coca> okay
<coca> I looked on google
<coca> do you know how to use the shut-down feature of zonealarm?
-SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ lmao
<RapidFire[tko]> as in what?
<coca> so that you can shut it down to allow certain applications?
<RapidFire[tko]> i belive so?
<coca> you can type "shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe"
<coca> in the run box
<coca> I dont know if it will work but its worth a go
<RapidFire[tko]> o idk
<coca> did you use that command with steam.exe, ya?
<RapidFire[tko]> wouldnt that shut hl down tho..
-SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ ABORT!
<RapidFire[tko]> ??
<coca> no, it makes zonealarm shutdown security for "hl.exe"
<coca> it lets it thru
<coca> so it should let it connect
<RapidFire[tko]> where do i put "shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe"
<Dwoppers> Start-run
<coca> yes
-SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ way to ruin it Dwoppers
<coca> Start button
<coca> then click Run
<coca> and type it in there
-SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ stay out fuck face dwoP >D
<coca> you have to type that exactly or it might not work
<coca> let us know if it connects now or not
<RapidFire[tko]> o kkk
<coca> if it doesnt work, we can get SniperducK` to help, he is wiser:P
<RapidFire[tko]> umm
-> Ops #geeks: I'll be surprised if he doesnt try it
<RapidFire[tko]> i typed shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe in run and it started to shutdown my pc
-Dwoppers:@#geeks- @ rofl
-> Ops #geeks: HAHAHAHahhah
-SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ LOLOL
<SniperducK`> hold on
-> Ops #geeks: he has like...20 seconds left if hes serious
<SniperducK`> im reading forums
-> Ops #geeks: should quit soon
<SniperducK`> wierd program
-> Ops #geeks: around now
<SniperducK`> ive actually never heard of it b4
<RapidFire[tko]> zonealarm??
-BALL- how do you talk to @s only
<SniperducK`> yep
-> Ops #geeks: /onotice
<RapidFire[tko]> ???
-> Ops #geeks: bah, I think he was lying :/
-Dwoppers:@#geeks- @ wat if he knows the anti-shutdown run thing:(
<RapidFire[tko]> whats a good firewall then?
-Dwoppers:@#geeks- @ or dat
<SniperducK`> i dont know
<RapidFire[tko]>-_-
<SniperducK`> i dont use em
<RapidFire[tko]> o
<BALL> maybe you are using dif version of ZA?
<coca> did the shutdown command work?
<BALL> what vers. you have
<RapidFire[tko]> i typed shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe in run and it started to shutdown my pc
<coca> no way
<coca> shouldnt you be gone then?
<coca> shutdown doesnt work that way
<RapidFire[tko]> 7
<RapidFire[tko]> umm
<BALL> should've overwritten paths? weird ZA install
<BALL> look at this rapidfire[tko]
<RapidFire[tko]> coca what do u mean..
<RapidFire[tko]> ok?
<BALL> 12,12  
<BALL> 13,13  
<BALL> 4,4  
<BALL> 7,7  
<BALL> 8,8  
<BALL> 9,9  
<BALL> 11,11  
<SniperducK`> haha
<RapidFire[tko]> ...
<BALL> 12,12  
<Dwoppers> lol
<SniperducK`> !k BALL
* BALL was kicked by ChanServ ((SniperducK`) Bye.)
<RapidFire[tko]> owned
<RapidFire[tko]> lol
<coca> oh RapidFire[tko]
<coca> did you have -t 0 with it?
<RapidFire[tko]> shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe
<coca> shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe -t 0
<SniperducK`> ahh
<RapidFire[tko]> ....
<coca> SniperducK` does he need -t 0?
<coca> or not
<RapidFire[tko]> dude it will shut down my pc
<RapidFire[tko]> -t = time
<RapidFire[tko]> it doesnt matter
<SniperducK`> hold on a sec
<coca> SniperducK` will know...he knows like everything to do with zonealarm
<RapidFire[tko]> hooray
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-SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ gdi coca lol
<coca> my friend said -t 0 worked for him, it resets hl.exe to access level 0 (full access)
<SniperducK`> gimem a few minutes gonna call some1 real fast
<BALL> wtf
<RapidFire[tko]> kk
<RapidFire[tko]> but coca
<coca> yez?
<RapidFire[tko]> when i type shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe
<RapidFire[tko]> it makes hl.exe a comment
<RapidFire[tko]> -c = comment
<coca> yeah you need -t otherwise it starts to shutdown windows, rather than sending a
message to zonealarm
<RapidFire[tko]> k ;p
-BALL:@#geeks- @ test
-BALL:@#geeks- @ lmbo
<RapidFire[tko]> if i leave u know what happen ;p
* RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: Connection reset
by peer)
<Dwoppers> LOL
<BALL> hhaah
<coca> rofl
<BALL> ban him?????????
<coca> no
<coca> lets see what he says
<coca> ison: no such user
<coca> definitely gone
<coca>^_^
<SniperducK`> RapidFire[tko] i suggest two things
<SniperducK`> cs.helpandsupport.net forums
<coca> he gone
<SniperducK`> i couldnt find anything direct
<SniperducK`> err
<BALL> HES GON DUCK
<SniperducK`> >.>
<SniperducK`> or try cocas
<SniperducK`> everyone leave channel?
<SniperducK`> disband?
<BALL> haha
<coca> -
<coca> -AuthServ- Last seen: 1 minute and 44 seconds
<SniperducK`> coca change ur name to ChanServBot
<SniperducK`> and everyone else leave
<SniperducK`> >D?
<coca> I wanna see what he says:P
<SniperducK`> every1 change their name to something different?
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<coca> k lol
<BALL> !uset autoinvite 1
* coca is now known as PizzaBob
<BALL> lol
<SniperducK`> !topic 4,5Welcome to Geeks:3,9We fix your problems on the spot!
* ChanServ changes topic to '4,5Welcome to Geeks:3,9We fix your problems on the spot!'
* SniperducK` is now known as ROYGBIV
<ROYGBIV> BALL
<ROYGBIV> change ur name gdi
<PizzaBob> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o PizzaBob
* Retrieving #geeks modes...
<ROYGBIV> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o ROYGBIV
* BALL is now known as LUNIXMASTAR
<PizzaBob> !deop BALL
<ROYGBIV> !k BALL
-ChanServ- ChanServ could not process some of the nicks you provided.
<PizzaBob> lol
<LUNIXMASTAR> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o LUNIXMASTAR
<ROYGBIV> haha
<ROYGBIV> nice name
* LUNIXMASTAR is now known as LunixMastar
<PizzaBob> -AuthServ- Last seen: 4 minutes and 12 seconds
PizzaBob> -AuthServ- Last seen: Right now!
PizzaBob> LOL.
ROYGBIV> shh
ROYGBIV> #wroaw
ROYGBIV> cat there^
ROYGBIV> chat*
PizzaBob> k
ROYGBIV> maybe
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RapidFire[tko]> ....
RapidFire[tko]> wheer did everyone go?
PizzaBob> ?
PizzaBob> sup
PizzaBob> who r u
RapidFire[tko]> idk
ROYGBIV> Damn i still cant figure out this problem with my speakers
Dwoppers> They all left i think:o
RapidFire[tko]> ...
PizzaBob> hey Dwoppers how can I search for porns
PizzaBob> I have heard good things about internet porns
Dwoppers> http://www.google.ca
PizzaBob> wher 2 find
PizzaBob> o
PizzaBob> thx
ROYGBIV> My speakers are like making this wierd sound when my phone rings
ROYGBIV> its like buzzzzz
LunixMastar> dwoppers i know a lot about linux can i have op in this channel
RapidFire[tko]> roy
RapidFire[tko]> its just interferance
Dwoppers> No LunixMastar
PizzaBob> RapidFire[tko] are u a helper
ROYGBIV> anyways to fix it?
RapidFire[tko]> idk
RapidFire[tko]> roy u cant that i know of
PizzaBob> coca is normally here he is really good helper
PizzaBob> have you seen him today RapidFire[tko]
RapidFire[tko]> he was just here
LunixMastar> I know about linux do you have a problem w/ that?
PizzaBob> RapidFire[tko] he is good helper isnt he
RapidFire[tko]> lol?
ROYGBIV> he helped me with my keybaord
ROYGBIV> i lost my frigginb utton
ROYGBIV> and he found it
ROYGBIV> it was on my desk
ROYGBIV> LOL
RapidFire[tko]> i have a problem with zonealarm
PizzaBob> he helped me with zonealarm
PizzaBob> he used the shutdown command and it helped me connect to cs
LunixMastar> hint: GET OFF THAT SHIT WINDOWS BOX
RapidFire[tko]> pizza bob..
PizzaBob> wat?
ROYGBIV> zonealarm
RapidFire[tko]> stfu plz
PizzaBob> why
PizzaBob> what have I done 2 u
ROYGBIV> Dwoppers this guy needs help with zonealarm
RapidFire[tko]> makin fun of me
Dwoppers>:o
ROYGBIV> call that one guy
PizzaBob> how am I
ROYGBIV> coca"
PizzaBob> yes give coca a call he knows about zonealarm
PizzaBob> pro
PizzaBob> 7
RapidFire[tko]> i knew that shutdown command wouldnt do anything
PizzaBob> what did it do
RapidFire[tko]> im using zone alarm security suite
ROYGBIV> what problem is it making?
PizzaBob> why did the shut down command not work for u
RapidFire[tko]> it shutdown my pc..
LunixMastar> WTF what a fag.
PizzaBob> RapidFire[tko] did you have the -r flag enabled
RapidFire[tko]> idk
PizzaBob> coca told me I need the -r flag otherwise it will shut down
ROYGBIV> what is wrong with zonealarm, i have it
ROYGBIV> mine works fine
PizzaBob> shutdown -r -f -t 0
ROYGBIV> except it had this huge update yesterday
RapidFire[tko]> i cant connect to counter strike 1.6 servers
PizzaBob> shutdown -r -f -t 0
PizzaBob> what is the application
PizzaBob> you need to use -c
PizzaBob> -c "application"
RapidFire[tko]> WHY?
RapidFire[tko]> -c = comment
ROYGBIV> ohhhhh
PizzaBob> it is the zone alarm command
ROYGBIV> cs.helpandsupport.net
ROYGBIV> they helped me
RapidFire[tko]> start > run > "command" right..
PizzaBob> yes
RapidFire[tko]> ...
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SniperducK`> storm blew my friggin power
SniperducK`> coca ?
RapidFire[tko]> idk
SniperducK`> ahh
RapidFire[tko]> after my pc shutdown

*I leave*

* ChanServ sets mode: +o coca
coca> yes?
RapidFire[tko]> like i said that command would do
SniperducK`> coca u get storm ?
coca> yea :/
coca> u?
SniperducK`> ya
SniperducK`> fuckin lame
RapidFire[tko]> u guys all local or somthing?
Dwoppers> im not
coca> ye man I was trying to help some guy
coca> oh there he is
coca> hi RapidFire[tko]
RapidFire[tko]> me .
RapidFire[tko]> ;p
SniperducK`> lol
SniperducK`> brb
coca> how u doing, all fixed up?
RapidFire[tko]> i thought i got punkd ..
* SniperducK` (~Cheshy@adsl-68-252-225-30.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) Quit (Quit)
RapidFire[tko]> neg
RapidFire[tko]> dude it shutdown my pc-_-
coca> aw man I thought that would happen
coca> I called my friend Bruce from down under
RapidFire[tko]> orly!?
RapidFire[tko]> me 2..
coca> and he said that if you don't have the -r flag it will shut you down :/
RapidFire[tko]> whats the command
coca> shutdown -r -t 0 -c "hl.exe"
coca> I had shutdown -s
coca> which actually shuts you down
RapidFire[tko]> i told u
RapidFire[tko]>-_-
coca> Bruce said only -r works
coca> sorry man
coca> only -r works for zonealarm
RapidFire[tko]> im "MCP" i know this stuff-_-
coca> yeah im EDMA
coca> I remember my MCP days
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by peer)
coca> LOL
LunixMastar> hahah
ROYGBIV> ROFL
LunixMastar> wtf
ROYGBIV> change names again?
ROYGBIV> coca leave
ROYGBIV> or everyone back?
* coca is now known as Jefferson
Jefferson> !down
Dwoppers> hahahah
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Jefferson
Jefferson> hi
* Dwoppers is now known as Togepi
ROYGBIV> Dwoppers change name
* ROYGBIV is now known as GeekBot
GeekBot> talk in #wroaw
GeekBot> !deop Togepi
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Togepi
Jefferson> -AuthServ- Last seen: 1 minute and 1 second
GeekBot> #wroaw chat ONRY
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* Aim2Game.TX.US.GameSurge.net sets mode: +o BALL
Jefferson> pssst
Jefferson> BALL!!
Jefferson> change name!
* BALL is now known as GeekKing
Jefferson> !deop GeekKing
* ChanServ sets mode: -o GeekKing
-ChanServ- Deopped users in #geeks.
LunixMastar> geekbot should be op?????
Jefferson> !op GeekBot
* ChanServ sets mode: +o GeekBot
-ChanServ- Opped users in #geeks.
Jefferson>:D
Jefferson> he should be restarting, -r restarts
* GeekKing is now known as BALL
BALL> i want to be op
Jefferson> !op BALL
* ChanServ sets mode: +o BALL
-ChanServ- Opped users in #geeks.
Jefferson> * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has joined
#TechSupport
Jefferson> * PizzaBob is now known as coca
Jefferson> lol.
Togepi> HAHAH
Jefferson> I don't think he's coming back
Jefferson> it's been 6 mins:(
* GeekBot is now known as SniperducK`
* Jefferson is now known as coca
coca> !resync
* ChanServ sets mode: +ooo LunixMastar Togepi coca
-ChanServ- Synchronized users in #geeks with the userlist.
coca> :'(
coca> GG
* BALL (~ball2k@ball.princess.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
Togepi>:(
* LunixMastar is now known as BALL
BALL> lol
End of #geeks buffer Sun Jul 01 05 2007

Later, when we tell him:

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<RapidFire[tko]> i knew u fuckers were doing tat
<RapidFire[tko]> thx for nothing
<RapidFire[tko]> I KNEW U FUCKERS CHANGED UR NAME
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[Plot]

LOL thats great i wish i wasnt owning comps on sc:(

lol @ dwopple asking the guy if he's connected to internet while he's talking on irc

[Sveach]

Bahaha that was long...but it was good :lol:

[suxa]

ahah nice1 coca nd gang :D

[a hobbit]

LOL that was great

[Womb-Raider]

god i almost just woke panther up from laughing to hard.

[G3n0C1D3]

That's fucking gold! Nice job guys :P

[Dum3z]

Rofl, I was wondering why you guys changed your names. <.<

[p3ng]

LMAO! That was amazing. The end was the best.

[Monkey91]

nice good job