#geeks tech support
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07-01-2007, 02:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-01-2007 02:32 PM by coca.)
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#geeks tech support
So this guy comes into #geeks (where duck, ball, dwoppers and I HANG OUT) looking for tech support for ZoneAlarm
<Dwoppers> coca, tell him to do the run command for shutdown:D We get him to shutdown his computer twice: * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has joined #geeks * BALL (~hi.im.bal@ball.princess.gamesurge) has joined #geeks * ChanServ sets mode: +o BALL <BALL> hi <RapidFire[tko]> hi <RapidFire[tko]> i need help, i have zonealrm security suite and it lets my start up cs 1.6, but i cant connect to any server. <BALL> set to "medium" security level <BALL> lmbo <RapidFire[tko]> lmbo? <RapidFire[tko]> yea its been @ medium <BALL> hum, i think this would better be handled by Dwoppers <RapidFire[tko]> like im rly stumped right now, and im not a "noob" i have MCP cert, telling you this so u dont waste ur time telling me stupid things <RapidFire[tko]> i got to firewall > expert > then theres an Add option, then four boxes to choose from, Source,Destination,Time, Protocol. and each one has a Modify button <coca> What error message do you receive? <RapidFire[tko]> it just says it cant connect or w/e <RapidFire[tko]> like it retries liek 4 times to connect then the error comes up <coca> are you behind a router or firewall at university/college? <RapidFire[tko]> no <coca> does it work when you disable zonealarm? <RapidFire[tko]> i just got zonealarm to day <RapidFire[tko]> let me try <Dwoppers>:o <RapidFire[tko]>:o <Dwoppers> hmmm <BALL> 11,11 <BALL> 12,12 <BALL> 13,13 <BALL> 4,4 <BALL> 7,7 <BALL> 8,8 <RapidFire[tko]> like i gave steam all access shit <BALL> 9,9 <BALL> 11,11 <BALL> 12,12 <BALL> 13,13 <BALL> 4,4 <BALL> 7,7 <BALL> 8,8 <BALL> 9,9 <RapidFire[tko]> i can see the game servers are there <Dwoppers> Are you connected to the internet? <BALL> 11,11 <BALL> 12,12 <BALL> 13,13 <RapidFire[tko]> ... <BALL> 4,4 <RapidFire[tko]> ball <BALL> 7,7 <BALL> 8,8 <RapidFire[tko]> im gonna kill u! <BALL> 9,9 <BALL> 11,11 <BALL> 12,12 <Dwoppers> !k ball <BALL> 13,13 <BALL> 4,4 <BALL> 7,7 <BALL> 8,8 <BALL> 9,9 <BALL> 11,11 <BALL> 12,12 <BALL> 09,07wEeNErSuCkEr The GAY <BALL> ? <RapidFire[tko]> wtf??? <RapidFire[tko]> any who <RapidFire[tko]> yea im on the internet-_- <BALL> 9,01D11,01W12,01O13,01P4,01P7,01E8,01R9,01S <BALL> 11,01D12,01W13,01O4,01P7,01P8,01E9,01R11,01S <coca> is there a place to add applications? <BALL> 12,01D13,01W4,01O7,01P8,01P9,01E11,01R12,01S <BALL> 13,01D4,01W7,01O8,01P9,01P11,01E12,01R13,01S <coca> like you added Steam <BALL> 4,01D7,01W8,01O9,01P11,01P12,01E13,01R4,01S <RapidFire[tko]> 1 sec <RapidFire[tko]> im gonna try to connect * sheepsauce (~resol2kae@c-68-44-85-45.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #geeks <BALL> add HL.EXE <sheepsauce> DEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ <BALL> give it all access <sheepsauce> porn * sheepsauce (~resol2kae@c-68-44-85-45.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has left #geeks <RapidFire[tko]> hmm <RapidFire[tko]> that was weird i still cant connect <coca> okay <coca> I looked on google <coca> do you know how to use the shut-down feature of zonealarm? -SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ lmao <RapidFire[tko]> as in what? <coca> so that you can shut it down to allow certain applications? <RapidFire[tko]> i belive so? <coca> you can type "shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe" <coca> in the run box <coca> I dont know if it will work but its worth a go <RapidFire[tko]> o idk <coca> did you use that command with steam.exe, ya? <RapidFire[tko]> wouldnt that shut hl down tho.. -SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ ABORT! <RapidFire[tko]> ?? <coca> no, it makes zonealarm shutdown security for "hl.exe" <coca> it lets it thru <coca> so it should let it connect <RapidFire[tko]> where do i put "shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe" <Dwoppers> Start-run <coca> yes -SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ way to ruin it Dwoppers <coca> Start button <coca> then click Run <coca> and type it in there -SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ stay out fuck face dwoP >D <coca> you have to type that exactly or it might not work <coca> let us know if it connects now or not <RapidFire[tko]> o kkk <coca> if it doesnt work, we can get SniperducK` to help, he is wiser:P <RapidFire[tko]> umm -> Ops #geeks: I'll be surprised if he doesnt try it <RapidFire[tko]> i typed shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe in run and it started to shutdown my pc -Dwoppers:@#geeks- @ rofl -> Ops #geeks: HAHAHAHahhah -SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ LOLOL <SniperducK`> hold on -> Ops #geeks: he has like...20 seconds left if hes serious <SniperducK`> im reading forums -> Ops #geeks: should quit soon <SniperducK`> wierd program -> Ops #geeks: around now <SniperducK`> ive actually never heard of it b4 <RapidFire[tko]> zonealarm?? -BALL- how do you talk to @s only <SniperducK`> yep -> Ops #geeks: /onotice <RapidFire[tko]> ??? -> Ops #geeks: bah, I think he was lying :/ -Dwoppers:@#geeks- @ wat if he knows the anti-shutdown run thing:( <RapidFire[tko]> whats a good firewall then? -Dwoppers:@#geeks- @ or dat <SniperducK`> i dont know <RapidFire[tko]>-_- <SniperducK`> i dont use em <RapidFire[tko]> o <BALL> maybe you are using dif version of ZA? <coca> did the shutdown command work? <BALL> what vers. you have <RapidFire[tko]> i typed shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe in run and it started to shutdown my pc <coca> no way <coca> shouldnt you be gone then? <coca> shutdown doesnt work that way <RapidFire[tko]> 7 <RapidFire[tko]> umm <BALL> should've overwritten paths? weird ZA install <BALL> look at this rapidfire[tko] <RapidFire[tko]> coca what do u mean.. <RapidFire[tko]> ok? <BALL> 12,12 <BALL> 13,13 <BALL> 4,4 <BALL> 7,7 <BALL> 8,8 <BALL> 9,9 <BALL> 11,11 <SniperducK`> haha <RapidFire[tko]> ... <BALL> 12,12 <Dwoppers> lol <SniperducK`> !k BALL * BALL was kicked by ChanServ ((SniperducK`) Bye.) <RapidFire[tko]> owned <RapidFire[tko]> lol <coca> oh RapidFire[tko] <coca> did you have -t 0 with it? <RapidFire[tko]> shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe <coca> shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe -t 0 <SniperducK`> ahh <RapidFire[tko]> .... <coca> SniperducK` does he need -t 0? <coca> or not <RapidFire[tko]> dude it will shut down my pc <RapidFire[tko]> -t = time <RapidFire[tko]> it doesnt matter <SniperducK`> hold on a sec <coca> SniperducK` will know...he knows like everything to do with zonealarm <RapidFire[tko]> hooray * BALL (~hi.im.bal@ball.princess.gamesurge) has joined #geeks * ChanServ sets mode: +o BALL -SniperducK`:@#geeks- @ gdi coca lol <coca> my friend said -t 0 worked for him, it resets hl.exe to access level 0 (full access) <SniperducK`> gimem a few minutes gonna call some1 real fast <BALL> wtf <RapidFire[tko]> kk <RapidFire[tko]> but coca <coca> yez? <RapidFire[tko]> when i type shutdown -s -f -c hl.exe <RapidFire[tko]> it makes hl.exe a comment <RapidFire[tko]> -c = comment <coca> yeah you need -t otherwise it starts to shutdown windows, rather than sending a message to zonealarm <RapidFire[tko]> k ;p -BALL:@#geeks- @ test -BALL:@#geeks- @ lmbo <RapidFire[tko]> if i leave u know what happen ;p * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Dwoppers> LOL <BALL> hhaah <coca> rofl <BALL> ban him????????? <coca> no <coca> lets see what he says <coca> ison: no such user <coca> definitely gone <coca>^_^ <SniperducK`> RapidFire[tko] i suggest two things <SniperducK`> cs.helpandsupport.net forums <coca> he gone <SniperducK`> i couldnt find anything direct <SniperducK`> err <BALL> HES GON DUCK <SniperducK`> >.> <SniperducK`> or try cocas <SniperducK`> everyone leave channel? <SniperducK`> disband? <BALL> haha <coca> - <coca> -AuthServ- Last seen: 1 minute and 44 seconds <SniperducK`> coca change ur name to ChanServBot <SniperducK`> and everyone else leave <SniperducK`> >D? <coca> I wanna see what he says:P <SniperducK`> every1 change their name to something different? * Dwoppers (~dwopple@S0106000f66552dc0.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Ping timeout) <coca> k lol <BALL> !uset autoinvite 1 * coca is now known as PizzaBob <BALL> lol <SniperducK`> !topic 4,5Welcome to Geeks:3,9We fix your problems on the spot! * ChanServ changes topic to '4,5Welcome to Geeks:3,9We fix your problems on the spot!' * SniperducK` is now known as ROYGBIV <ROYGBIV> BALL <ROYGBIV> change ur name gdi <PizzaBob> !down * ChanServ sets mode: -o PizzaBob * Retrieving #geeks modes... <ROYGBIV> !down * ChanServ sets mode: -o ROYGBIV * BALL is now known as LUNIXMASTAR <PizzaBob> !deop BALL <ROYGBIV> !k BALL -ChanServ- ChanServ could not process some of the nicks you provided. <PizzaBob> lol <LUNIXMASTAR> !down * ChanServ sets mode: -o LUNIXMASTAR <ROYGBIV> haha <ROYGBIV> nice name * LUNIXMASTAR is now known as LunixMastar <PizzaBob> -AuthServ- Last seen: 4 minutes and 12 seconds PizzaBob> -AuthServ- Last seen: Right now! PizzaBob> LOL. ROYGBIV> shh ROYGBIV> #wroaw ROYGBIV> cat there^ ROYGBIV> chat* PizzaBob> k ROYGBIV> maybe * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has joined #geeks * Dwoppers (~dwopple@S0106000f66552dc0.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #geeks * ChanServ sets mode: +o Dwoppers RapidFire[tko]> .... RapidFire[tko]> wheer did everyone go? PizzaBob> ? PizzaBob> sup PizzaBob> who r u RapidFire[tko]> idk ROYGBIV> Damn i still cant figure out this problem with my speakers Dwoppers> They all left i think:o RapidFire[tko]> ... PizzaBob> hey Dwoppers how can I search for porns PizzaBob> I have heard good things about internet porns Dwoppers> http://www.google.ca PizzaBob> wher 2 find PizzaBob> o PizzaBob> thx ROYGBIV> My speakers are like making this wierd sound when my phone rings ROYGBIV> its like buzzzzz LunixMastar> dwoppers i know a lot about linux can i have op in this channel RapidFire[tko]> roy RapidFire[tko]> its just interferance Dwoppers> No LunixMastar PizzaBob> RapidFire[tko] are u a helper ROYGBIV> anyways to fix it? RapidFire[tko]> idk RapidFire[tko]> roy u cant that i know of PizzaBob> coca is normally here he is really good helper PizzaBob> have you seen him today RapidFire[tko] RapidFire[tko]> he was just here LunixMastar> I know about linux do you have a problem w/ that? PizzaBob> RapidFire[tko] he is good helper isnt he RapidFire[tko]> lol? ROYGBIV> he helped me with my keybaord ROYGBIV> i lost my frigginb utton ROYGBIV> and he found it ROYGBIV> it was on my desk ROYGBIV> LOL RapidFire[tko]> i have a problem with zonealarm PizzaBob> he helped me with zonealarm PizzaBob> he used the shutdown command and it helped me connect to cs LunixMastar> hint: GET OFF THAT SHIT WINDOWS BOX RapidFire[tko]> pizza bob.. PizzaBob> wat? ROYGBIV> zonealarm RapidFire[tko]> stfu plz PizzaBob> why PizzaBob> what have I done 2 u ROYGBIV> Dwoppers this guy needs help with zonealarm RapidFire[tko]> makin fun of me Dwoppers>:o ROYGBIV> call that one guy PizzaBob> how am I ROYGBIV> coca" PizzaBob> yes give coca a call he knows about zonealarm PizzaBob> pro PizzaBob> 7 RapidFire[tko]> i knew that shutdown command wouldnt do anything PizzaBob> what did it do RapidFire[tko]> im using zone alarm security suite ROYGBIV> what problem is it making? PizzaBob> why did the shut down command not work for u RapidFire[tko]> it shutdown my pc.. LunixMastar> WTF what a fag. PizzaBob> RapidFire[tko] did you have the -r flag enabled RapidFire[tko]> idk PizzaBob> coca told me I need the -r flag otherwise it will shut down ROYGBIV> what is wrong with zonealarm, i have it ROYGBIV> mine works fine PizzaBob> shutdown -r -f -t 0 ROYGBIV> except it had this huge update yesterday RapidFire[tko]> i cant connect to counter strike 1.6 servers PizzaBob> shutdown -r -f -t 0 PizzaBob> what is the application PizzaBob> you need to use -c PizzaBob> -c "application" RapidFire[tko]> WHY? RapidFire[tko]> -c = comment ROYGBIV> ohhhhh PizzaBob> it is the zone alarm command ROYGBIV> cs.helpandsupport.net ROYGBIV> they helped me RapidFire[tko]> start > run > "command" right.. PizzaBob> yes RapidFire[tko]> ... * SniperducK` (~Cheshy@adsl-68-252-225-30.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) has joined #geeks * ChanServ sets mode: +o SniperducK` SniperducK`> storm blew my friggin power SniperducK`> coca ? RapidFire[tko]> idk SniperducK`> ahh RapidFire[tko]> after my pc shutdown *I leave* * ChanServ sets mode: +o coca coca> yes? RapidFire[tko]> like i said that command would do SniperducK`> coca u get storm ? coca> yea :/ coca> u? SniperducK`> ya SniperducK`> fuckin lame RapidFire[tko]> u guys all local or somthing? Dwoppers> im not coca> ye man I was trying to help some guy coca> oh there he is coca> hi RapidFire[tko] RapidFire[tko]> me . RapidFire[tko]> ;p SniperducK`> lol SniperducK`> brb coca> how u doing, all fixed up? RapidFire[tko]> i thought i got punkd .. * SniperducK` (~Cheshy@adsl-68-252-225-30.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) Quit (Quit) RapidFire[tko]> neg RapidFire[tko]> dude it shutdown my pc-_- coca> aw man I thought that would happen coca> I called my friend Bruce from down under RapidFire[tko]> orly!? RapidFire[tko]> me 2.. coca> and he said that if you don't have the -r flag it will shut you down :/ RapidFire[tko]> whats the command coca> shutdown -r -t 0 -c "hl.exe" coca> I had shutdown -s coca> which actually shuts you down RapidFire[tko]> i told u RapidFire[tko]>-_- coca> Bruce said only -r works coca> sorry man coca> only -r works for zonealarm RapidFire[tko]> im "MCP" i know this stuff-_- coca> yeah im EDMA coca> I remember my MCP days * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) coca> LOL LunixMastar> hahah ROYGBIV> ROFL LunixMastar> wtf ROYGBIV> change names again? ROYGBIV> coca leave ROYGBIV> or everyone back? * coca is now known as Jefferson Jefferson> !down Dwoppers> hahahah * ChanServ sets mode: -o Jefferson Jefferson> hi * Dwoppers is now known as Togepi ROYGBIV> Dwoppers change name * ROYGBIV is now known as GeekBot GeekBot> talk in #wroaw GeekBot> !deop Togepi * ChanServ sets mode: -o Togepi Jefferson> -AuthServ- Last seen: 1 minute and 1 second GeekBot> #wroaw chat ONRY * BALL (~ball2k@c-66-41-17-135.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #geeks * ChanServ sets mode: +o BALL * BALL (~ball2k@c-66-41-17-135.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Registered) * BALL (~ball2k@ball.princess.gamesurge) has joined #geeks * Aim2Game.TX.US.GameSurge.net sets mode: +o BALL Jefferson> pssst Jefferson> BALL!! Jefferson> change name! * BALL is now known as GeekKing Jefferson> !deop GeekKing * ChanServ sets mode: -o GeekKing -ChanServ- Deopped users in #geeks. LunixMastar> geekbot should be op????? Jefferson> !op GeekBot * ChanServ sets mode: +o GeekBot -ChanServ- Opped users in #geeks. Jefferson>:D Jefferson> he should be restarting, -r restarts * GeekKing is now known as BALL BALL> i want to be op Jefferson> !op BALL * ChanServ sets mode: +o BALL -ChanServ- Opped users in #geeks. Jefferson> * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has joined #TechSupport Jefferson> * PizzaBob is now known as coca Jefferson> lol. Togepi> HAHAH Jefferson> I don't think he's coming back Jefferson> it's been 6 mins:( * GeekBot is now known as SniperducK` * Jefferson is now known as coca coca> !resync * ChanServ sets mode: +ooo LunixMastar Togepi coca -ChanServ- Synchronized users in #geeks with the userlist. coca> :'( coca> GG * BALL (~ball2k@ball.princess.gamesurge) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) Togepi>:( * LunixMastar is now known as BALL BALL> lol End of #geeks buffer Sun Jul 01 05 2007 Later, when we tell him: * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has joined #geeks <RapidFire[tko]> i knew u fuckers were doing tat <RapidFire[tko]> thx for nothing <RapidFire[tko]> I KNEW U FUCKERS CHANGED UR NAME * RapidFire[tko] (~detroit@headshotkrew.user.gamesurge) has left #geeks Dwoppers says: hands in ur pantz •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: o •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: lol •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: get ur hands out my pants Dwoppers says: wat Dwoppers says: no Dwoppers says: erm •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: HAHAHAHAHA |
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07-01-2007, 02:37 PM
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LOL thats great i wish i wasnt owning comps on sc:(
lol @ dwopple asking the guy if he's connected to internet while he's talking on irc [19:07:16] <coca> lolbeans [19:07:39] <coca> i planted some lolbeans and grew a lollertree [21:13:27] <Dwoppers> WATZ WIF THE POEM OR W/E [21:13:34] <Dwoppers> lol, bet its gnona be all gay andp ink and stuff [21:13:39] <plot> like your room> [21:13:42] <coca> ur face is gay and pink [21:13:55] <coca> little cockmagician [21:14:33] <coca> a good cockmagician never chokes on the same dick twice [15:48] <SirTiger> Groovy-oh [23:52] <}8]> dwop made two aim's and cybered himself [21:57] <Doomz`lap> My parents liekep drinking me margriats [21:57] <Doomz`lap> I sear [21:57] <Doomz`lap> Theyre adryint gop pisoen me [21:57] <Doomz`lap> TRYIGNH ESPO TOIN EMSOPEN |
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07-01-2007, 02:38 PM
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Bahaha that was long...but it was good :lol:
Quote:[18:58] <@slxbot> SniperducK`: Stephen - Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames. |
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07-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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ahah nice1 coca nd gang :D
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07-01-2007, 06:01 PM
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LOL that was great
Sep. 20 2005, Womb-Raider: "Hobit cocktails and hobit cookies.... we just need some hobit strippers." |
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07-01-2007, 09:55 PM
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god i almost just woke panther up from laughing to hard.
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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07-02-2007, 02:34 AM
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That's fucking gold! Nice job guys :P
Quote:<plot> DWOPPERS AND COCA BROTHERS |
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07-02-2007, 03:00 AM
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Rofl, I was wondering why you guys changed your names. <.<
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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07-02-2007, 03:29 AM
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LMAO! That was amazing. The end was the best.
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07-02-2007, 03:47 AM
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nice good job
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. |
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