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HAPPY BDAY MD!
06-11-2006, 08:12 AM
Post: #21
HAPPY BDAY MD!
"I never knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I would get this big



Its a eminem lyric its been there for like forever

knock knock?
who's there?
well its me (sorry)
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06-11-2006, 08:54 AM (This post was last modified: 06-11-2006 08:55 AM by Hercules.)
Post: #22
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i thought that what eminem, aint it one of his old songs? "Who Knew"
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06-11-2006, 12:54 PM
Post: #23
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who cares, its emo.

[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks
[23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo
[23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final.
[23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud


dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.>

<Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks!
<Doomz`mew> We did...


Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him.
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06-11-2006, 12:58 PM
Post: #24
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Womb-Raider,Jun 10 2006, 09:54 PM Wrote:who cares, its emo.
Emonem?

"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate
[20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight
[20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis
[20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate
[20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand
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06-11-2006, 05:49 PM (This post was last modified: 06-11-2006 05:51 PM by piratebuddha.)
Post: #25
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Dum3z,Jun 10 2006, 05:13 PM Wrote:
Sveach,Jun 10 2006, 10:07 AM Wrote:
Minidisk,Jun 10 2006, 03:37 AM Wrote:turning 20 doesnt mean shit, might as well be 18 or 19. the only birthdays that really mean something are as follows

edited for the uk;)

13- finally a "teenager"
16, 'legal' can smoke, but who would want to?
17- can get a drivers license
18- see R rated movies, porn, credit cards, bank accounts, get into all bars/clubs, get into a few strip clubs vote, etc. BUY BOOZE!!!!! woot woot get into all bars/clubs, get into most strip clubs, get into any and all strip clubs

35- can become US president (fuck knows ;p)

55-60 - qualify for senior citizen discounts depending on the place
69- qualify for official "retirement" and social security (yep, new laws want us to work till we are 69!!!!)
75-90 - die and get off this god-foresaken planet
If you edited it for the UK, you should've erased the one about presidency...:P Only natural born US citizens can become president :ph34r:


And Dum3z, piratebuddha is 19 i believe.
Buddha's older than I am.
20, turning 21 in december

and wtf...cant smoke in missouri til 18... rated r movies is 17... booze is 21.... license WAS 16 when i got mine... now i think its 18...

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[18:51:08] <Dwoppers> i just googled cock ring
[18:51:09] <Dwoppers> and wtf...

Womb-Raider,Oct 16 2005, 01:15 AM Wrote:I would like to be the first to mention, your a fucked up guy.
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06-12-2006, 01:48 AM
Post: #26
HAPPY BDAY MD!
In Missouri:

Missouri Department of Revenue Wrote:At age 16, the driver may obtain an Intermediate License. The Intermediate License allows the driver to drive alone except under certain conditions during a late night curfew (1:00 am to 5:00 am). The driver and passengers must use seat belts, be free of alcohol and drugs and obey the traffic laws.

At age 18, the driver may apply for a Full License.

They changed it to that right before I was able to get my license, meaning im stuck with it. And what sucks is I'm 18, but I still have my intermediate license because I have one ticket on my record, so I gotta wait till October (which is when my ticket is a year old) and then I can get my full license. I just "can't" drive between like midnight and 6:00 AM or something close to that. Hasn't stopped me yet.

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Quote:[18:58] <@slxbot> SniperducK`: Stephen - Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome. Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.
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06-12-2006, 03:04 AM
Post: #27
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Another age in Pennsylvania:

16 = legal consent age for teh females ;)

(I am kidding, I am not a perv, I would not knock boots with a 16-yr-old.... unless she was super hot) :P

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[19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKNIG HELL
[19:03] <Doomz`lap> I GO TPO PISS
[19:03] <Doomz`lap> AND MY PARENS LARE LIKE
[19:03] <Doomz`lap> ODNT THORW UP
[19:03] <Doomz`lap> IM NOT TAHT DRUNK
[19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKERS
[19:03] <Doomz`lap> GODDAMNIT

[17:40] <Underdog> btw, i heard SV was arrested for suspected peeping on his neighbor's 6-yr-old son. he was let off b/c the officers violated his 4th amendment rights
[17:42] <SirVeach> YES
[17:43] <SirVeach> i mean wait.
[17:43] <SirVeach> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL DAMMIT
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06-12-2006, 09:44 PM
Post: #28
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Underdog,Jun 11 2006, 05:04 PM Wrote:Another age in Pennsylvania:

16 = legal consent age for teh females ;)

(I am kidding, I am not a perv, I would not knock boots with a 16-yr-old.... unless she was super hot) :P
Hey now, my g/f is 16, back off.

[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks
[23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo
[23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final.
[23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud


dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.>

<Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks!
<Doomz`mew> We did...


Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him.
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06-13-2006, 02:24 AM
Post: #29
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[quote=Womb-Raider,Jun 12 2006, 06:44 AM][quote=Underdog,Jun 11 2006, 05:04 PM] Another age in Pennsylvania:

16 = legal consent age for teh females

"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate
[20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight
[20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis
[20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate
[20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand
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06-13-2006, 05:11 AM
Post: #30
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Womb-Raider,Jun 12 2006, 11:44 AM Wrote:Hey now, my g/f is 16, back off.
haha, womb has a g/f yeah right
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