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01-05-2006, 02:15 AM
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The Senate,Jan 4 2006, 06:08 AM Wrote:Why all the bashing of Steven Seagal? He is a bad ass too, ranked 7th dan black belt in aikido.I met segal 2 yrs ago irl, hes fat and out of shape. No worries there. [23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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01-05-2006, 05:26 AM
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DutchTiger,Jan 4 2006, 04:11 PM Wrote:lol I would watch my words talking to either one of them :>If u do,dont stare at Chuck Norris beard....it answers all of the mysteries of life telepatically and it would make ur head blow into pieces literally Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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01-05-2006, 07:05 AM
Post: #33
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Chuck Norris
You guys are forgetting about someone.
![[Image: jc194ng.jpg]](http://www.afn.org/~afn57777/images/jc/jc194ng.jpg)
![[Image: 4uaukx3.gif]](http://i18.tinypic.com/4uaukx3.gif) [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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01-05-2006, 07:33 AM
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Ok, if your going to bring real asians into this lets look at some things.
Segal = Wannabe china man, chinese = not shit without bruce lee Jet li = Has similar last name to bruce lee, so he > segal automatically Chuck Norris = Student of bruce > all else cept the really tall black guy. [23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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01-05-2006, 08:53 AM
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Womb-Raider,Jan 4 2006, 09:33 PM Wrote:> all else cept the really tall black guy.Mr. T? Shaq? Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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01-05-2006, 08:58 AM
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Bahamut,Jan 4 2006, 03:53 PM Wrote:You dumbass, Mr. T is short.Womb-Raider,Jan 4 2006, 09:33 PM Wrote:> all else cept the really tall black guy.Mr. T? Shaq? [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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01-05-2006, 01:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-05-2006 01:46 PM by Biggs.)
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Gary Coleman!
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01-06-2006, 03:06 AM
Post: #38
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Blizzard,Jan 4 2006, 10:58 PM Wrote:Duh I'm jkBahamut,Jan 4 2006, 03:53 PM Wrote:You dumbass, Mr. T is short.Womb-Raider,Jan 4 2006, 09:33 PM Wrote:> all else cept the really tall black guy.Mr. T? Shaq? Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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01-06-2006, 03:56 AM
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Bahamut,Jan 5 2006, 10:06 AM Wrote:The hell you are. You mentioned Shaq, one of the tallest people.Blizzard,Jan 4 2006, 10:58 PM Wrote:Duh I'm jkBahamut,Jan 4 2006, 03:53 PM Wrote:You dumbass, Mr. T is short.Womb-Raider,Jan 4 2006, 09:33 PM Wrote:> all else cept the really tall black guy.Mr. T? Shaq? [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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01-06-2006, 11:12 PM
Post: #40
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Blizzard,Jan 5 2006, 05:56 PM Wrote:Speaking of the tallest people, anyone know who the current worlds tallest person is? Winner gets a cookie.Bahamut,Jan 5 2006, 10:06 AM Wrote:The hell you are. You mentioned Shaq, one of the tallest people.Blizzard,Jan 4 2006, 10:58 PM Wrote:Duh I'm jkBahamut,Jan 4 2006, 03:53 PM Wrote:You dumbass, Mr. T is short.Womb-Raider,Jan 4 2006, 09:33 PM Wrote:> all else cept the really tall black guy.Mr. T? Shaq? [23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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