What if WW2 was a RTS?
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07-27-2005, 07:19 PM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
If World War Two had been a RTS (real time strategy) game, it would have gone a little something like this....
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: * the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: * Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: *! thats bullsh1t u * im gunna kick ur wagons T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little * ill get u Hitler[AoE]: * Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: * u want me to do, im on the other side of the world mentally challenged Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: * u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now * Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: * eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: * that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun roosters Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin * Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: * i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: * my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: * am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is * *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: *? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be * gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: * is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all * *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game* |
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07-27-2005, 07:25 PM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
Umm, you forgot rommel, hitlers best guy, and i didnt bother reading it all due to long/boring but i think you also forgot the russians and the italians. Along with the what was ottomon empire and aussies. Oh and japs? iono like i said didnt read through all your copy pasted shit too long.
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07-27-2005, 07:29 PM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
Japs are in there, sorry if you can't read past a few lines :rolleyes:
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07-27-2005, 07:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-27-2005 07:41 PM by Womb-Raider.)
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
If it was just a link from where ever u copied it i might have looked at it, but its just long and i know im not going to read it all so i didnt bother. And if ww2 was a rts, i would win.
And as for the other mentioned peoples? [23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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07-27-2005, 07:48 PM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
Russia's there too. As for the length of it, if I linked to some other site it'd still be as long :|
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07-27-2005, 08:22 PM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
True but it would have attracted more attention causing someone to maybe read the entire thing.
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07-28-2005, 04:06 AM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
good job choco, it was entertaining
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07-28-2005, 04:30 AM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
Ha, I finally read it and found it hilarious.:D
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07-28-2005, 04:35 AM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
i thought it was funny:P
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07-28-2005, 10:32 AM
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What if WW2 was a RTS?
Read the entire thing.reminded me of a C&C game i had once...
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