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I got up and checked my mail...
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06-25-2005, 09:51 AM
Post: #31
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I got up and checked my mail...
Please? I'll offer my crab repellant.
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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06-25-2005, 09:56 AM
Post: #32
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I got up and checked my mail...
They're gone.
![[Image: 4uaukx3.gif]](http://i18.tinypic.com/4uaukx3.gif) [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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06-25-2005, 10:00 AM
Post: #33
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I got up and checked my mail...
I'll offer my penis restorer.
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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06-25-2005, 10:11 AM
Post: #34
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I got up and checked my mail...
I'll take it... AND BURN IT!
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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06-25-2005, 10:15 AM
Post: #35
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I got up and checked my mail...
So you don't want your penis restored back to what it was? Are you telling me it's always been that small and dead looking?
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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06-25-2005, 10:25 AM
Post: #36
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I got up and checked my mail...
It isn't small.
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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06-25-2005, 10:27 AM
Post: #37
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I got up and checked my mail...
It's 2 inches long, kind of gnarled looking, and the width of a pencil...that's small.
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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06-25-2005, 10:30 AM
Post: #38
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I got up and checked my mail...
Stupid, you're looking at Footballer. He's stalking me so he's right behind me.
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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06-25-2005, 10:31 AM
Post: #39
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I got up and checked my mail...
Noes, that was definitely you. Mexican, crazy long hair.
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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06-25-2005, 10:34 AM
Post: #40
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I got up and checked my mail...
You lier!
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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