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Plot · 05-14-2005, 05:40 AM

well if he borrowed a chromo he wouldnt need to write on it.. what he wanted to write he just do!

sorry coca ;)

Yadntnojack · 05-14-2005, 06:30 AM

i need to piss

Plot · 05-14-2005, 07:42 AM

hm thats nice go over to zelpher and open his mouth and you will have your own personal urinal

now someone with a decent amount of intelligence should really post here before i go mad (generally not ones with zel...yad..or peng in their names)

coca · 05-14-2005, 07:55 AM

Fine, let's talk about Einstein's theory of General Relativity.

Start us off Plot.

Plot · 05-14-2005, 08:59 AM

ok lets go!

einstein said to me that he thought that i was fat and i pushed him and he fell on his ass i then proceeded to fall on my own ass and recorded the speed with which we both fell. i learned that he fell faster thus proving that he was actually the fatter ass and his relativity to the earth was greater than mine.

his hair added another 5 pounds which gave him that extra oomph

Dum3z · 05-14-2005, 09:03 AM

Plot,May 13 2005, 05:59 PM Wrote:ok lets go!

einstein said to me that he thought that i was fat and i pushed him and he fell on his ass i then proceeded to fall on my own ass and recorded the speed with which we both fell. i learned that he fell faster thus proving that he was actually the fatter ass and his relativity to the earth was greater than mine.

his hair added another 5 pounds which gave him that extra oomph

I forbid you to speak ever again.

coca · 05-14-2005, 09:04 AM

Plot,May 13 2005, 10:59 PM Wrote:ok lets go!

einstein said to me that he thought that i was fat and i pushed him and he fell on his ass i then proceeded to fall on my own ass and recorded the speed with which we both fell. i learned that he fell faster thus proving that he was actually the fatter ass and his relativity to the earth was greater than mine.

his hair added another 5 pounds which gave him that extra oomph

Well sir, don't all objects fall at the same rate?

weight = mass * gravity
force = mass * acceleration
mass * gravity = mass * acceleration
and
acceleration = gravity, which is 9.8ish here on Earth!

Dum3z · 05-14-2005, 09:17 AM

coca,May 13 2005, 06:04 PM Wrote:
Plot,May 13 2005, 10:59 PM Wrote:ok lets go!

einstein said to me that he thought that i was fat and i pushed him and he fell on his ass i then proceeded to fall on my own ass and recorded the speed with which we both fell. i learned that he fell faster thus proving that he was actually the fatter ass and his relativity to the earth was greater than mine.

his hair added another 5 pounds which gave him that extra oomph
Well sir, don't all objects fall at the same rate?

weight = mass * gravity
force = mass * acceleration
mass * gravity = mass * acceleration
and
acceleration = gravity, which is 9.8ish here on Earth!

Depends on the distance above the earth's surface and on wind resistance.

Since Einstein fell faster than Plot, he was either more aerodynamic or more dense. Either way that makes Plot the bigger fatass, as fat is less dense than muscle, and a thin/muscular person is more aerodynamic than a fat person.

coca · 05-14-2005, 09:28 AM

Dum3z,May 13 2005, 11:17 PM Wrote:Depends on the distance above the earth's surface and on wind resistance.

Since Einstein fell faster than Plot, he was either more aerodynamic or more dense. Either way that makes Plot the bigger fatass, as fat is less dense than muscle, and a thin/muscular person is more aerodynamic than a fat person.

Gosh! Let's write a book.:D

t3h_l33t_p3ngu1n · (This post was last modified: 05-14-2005 11:08 AM by t3h_l33t_p3ngu1n.)

Plot,May 13 2005, 09:42 PM Wrote:now someone with a decent amount of intelligence should really post here before i go mad (generally not ones with zel...yad..or peng in their names)

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck you scrowngy little cunt.