Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
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09-23-2009, 08:44 PM
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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch." I lold for some reason. |
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09-23-2009, 09:40 PM
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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
I CHUCKLED
Dwoppers says: hands in ur pantz •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: o •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: lol •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: get ur hands out my pants Dwoppers says: wat Dwoppers says: no Dwoppers says: erm •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: HAHAHAHAHA |
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09-24-2009, 06:58 AM
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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
coca,Sep 23 2009, 07:40 AM Wrote:I CHUCKLEDI EXHALED WITH MORE FORCE THAN NORMAL |
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09-24-2009, 08:40 AM
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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
God damn homosexuals taking our jobs and eating our food.
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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09-24-2009, 09:04 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-24-2009 09:04 AM by Underdog.)
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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
Blizzard,Sep 23 2009, 10:40 PM Wrote:God damn homosexuals taking our jobs and eating our food.I did what peng said about the joke... I lol'd @ blix's comment haha NEW! [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKNIG HELL [19:03] <Doomz`lap> I GO TPO PISS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> AND MY PARENS LARE LIKE [19:03] <Doomz`lap> ODNT THORW UP [19:03] <Doomz`lap> IM NOT TAHT DRUNK [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKERS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> GODDAMNIT [17:40] <Underdog> btw, i heard SV was arrested for suspected peeping on his neighbor's 6-yr-old son. he was let off b/c the officers violated his 4th amendment rights [17:42] <SirVeach> YES [17:43] <SirVeach> i mean wait. [17:43] <SirVeach> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL DAMMIT |
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09-24-2009, 02:41 PM
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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant
Pretty sure I've read this joke a few years ago, but still funny. ;)
"You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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