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07-07-2007, 12:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-07-2007 02:50 PM by coca.)
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Mister Beagle,Jul 6 2007, 11:16 PM Wrote:NO, I just gave it up a few months ago (march 5) for personal reasonsReligion? [03:48:13] <coca> 1, weird that'd he tell anyone [03:48:19] <coca> 2, weird that he'd remember the date [03:48:24] <Dum3z`lap> 3, weird that he'd quit. Dwoppers says: hands in ur pantz •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: o •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: lol •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: get ur hands out my pants Dwoppers says: wat Dwoppers says: no Dwoppers says: erm •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: HAHAHAHAHA |
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07-07-2007, 02:19 PM
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it shriveled up.
[19:07:16] <coca> lolbeans [19:07:39] <coca> i planted some lolbeans and grew a lollertree [21:13:27] <Dwoppers> WATZ WIF THE POEM OR W/E [21:13:34] <Dwoppers> lol, bet its gnona be all gay andp ink and stuff [21:13:39] <plot> like your room> [21:13:42] <coca> ur face is gay and pink [21:13:55] <coca> little cockmagician [21:14:33] <coca> a good cockmagician never chokes on the same dick twice [15:48] <SirTiger> Groovy-oh [23:52] <}8]> dwop made two aim's and cybered himself [21:57] <Doomz`lap> My parents liekep drinking me margriats [21:57] <Doomz`lap> I sear [21:57] <Doomz`lap> Theyre adryint gop pisoen me [21:57] <Doomz`lap> TRYIGNH ESPO TOIN EMSOPEN |
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07-07-2007, 02:55 PM
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maybe he was that guy, in that video, that cut off his penis
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07-07-2007, 03:03 PM
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coca,Jul 7 2007, 02:41 AM Wrote:LMFAOMister Beagle,Jul 6 2007, 11:16 PM Wrote:NO, I just gave it up a few months ago (march 5) for personal reasonsReligion? this just became the best thread ever |
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07-07-2007, 08:53 PM
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maybe he gets sex from a girl? yea i doubt it too.
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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07-08-2007, 07:51 AM
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I'd search the college you would be staying at to see if they have Refrigerators in the dorm halls or each room has a mini-frig.
Here are a few lessons from my days. -Never shower on the girls floor unless you are going in with a girl, either way you will get caught but if you see a pair of titties, it was worth it. -Never drink with your door open -Never talk about drinking with your door open -If you have had too much alcohol, never walk to the bathroom and leave your door open to leave your buddies exposed to the hall way. -If you are going to throw up, throw up inside your room, in a garbage can and clean it in the morning. -If your room mate is hooking up with a chick and you are not, it's his room until the both fall asleep or she leaves the room -If you don't have condoms, do not ask your roommate if the girl you plan on iniating your penis is in the room and can hear you -If any of your roommates food is moldy or discusting looking and he isn't in the room its fair game to eat or throw away if it smells Hope this helps :) |
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07-08-2007, 11:23 AM
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SniperducK,Jul 7 2007, 09:51 PM Wrote:-If any of your roommates food is moldy or discusting looking and he isn't in the room its fair game to eat or throw away if it smellsHave u gradumakated ? [23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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07-08-2007, 11:32 AM
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SniperducK,Jul 7 2007, 04:51 PM Wrote:-Never shower on the girls floor unless you are going in with a girl, either way you will get caught but if you see a pair of titties, it was worth it.Where I'm staying, guys and girls are on the same floor. Just no sharing of the room. |
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07-08-2007, 12:18 PM
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Mister Beagle,Jul 6 2007, 04:16 PM Wrote:Had your penis removed?Dum3z,Jul 6 2007, 11:13 PM Wrote:NO, I just gave it up a few months ago (march 5) for personal reasonsMister Beagle,Jul 6 2007, 05:31 PM Wrote:He doesn't have a penis. The beagle ate it.piratebuddha,Jul 6 2007, 10:20 PM Wrote:don't masturbate while your roommate is there (even sleeping) and make sure he will be gone for sure when you do... its rude to walk in on thatI don't have to worry about that :lol: ___________________________________ NEW ADDITION!! Nov. 11, 2007 <Doomz`mew> You hacker, you should have died from all of my missing! <Doomz`mew> <.< <Stephen> so uh <Stephen> i think im officially a geek. <Stephen> im laying in my bathtub <Stephen> right now <Stephen> with my laptop :-D |
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07-08-2007, 01:23 PM
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Womb-Raider,Jul 7 2007, 07:23 PM Wrote:Nope, I need to sleep though!SniperducK,Jul 7 2007, 09:51 PM Wrote:-If any of your roommates food is moldy or discusting looking and he isn't in the room its fair game to eat or throw away if it smellsHave u gradumakated ? |
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