mad libs

[BALL]

fill in whatever ones you want when every word is filled in i will tell a FUNNY SOTRY

1. [person]
2. [adjective]
3. [name "A"]
4. [verb/past tense]
5. [noun]
6. [plural noun "B"]
7. [noun]
8. [adjective]
9. [adjective]
10. [noun]
11. [adjective]
12. [person]
13. ["A"]
14. [adjective]
15. [adjective]
16. [verb]
17. [noun]
18. [period of time]
19. [person "C"]
20. [adjective]
21. [noun]
22. ["A"]
23. [noun]
24. [noun]
25. ["C"]
26. ["A"]
27. [place]
28. [adjective]
29. [adjective]
30. [adjective]
31. [adjective]
32. [plural noun]
33. ["A"]
34. [verb]
35. ["C"]
36. [verb/past tense]
37. [plural noun]
38. [verb/past tense]
39. [body part]
40. [body part]
41. [verb]
42. [adjective]
43. ["B" singular]
44. ["B"]
45. [adjective]
46. [verb ending in -ed]
47. [plural noun]
48. [noun]
49. [adjective]

[piratebuddha]

1. Womb-Raider
2. sexy
3. Jess
4. sucked
5. mall
6. chickens
7. baseball
8. dashing
9. gay
10. computer
11. jesusesque
12. Stephen
13. Jess
14. lengthy
15. bulky
16. run
17. grammar book
18. 1337 minutes
19. Blix
20. Spanish
21. javelin
22. Jess
23. coke can
24. coolwhip
25. Sniperduck
26. Jess
27. Pirate's bed
28. lovely
29. bluish
30. tan
31. salty
32. turkeys
33. Jess
34. sexed up
35. Sniperduck
36. fell
37. pictures
38. viewed
39. penis
40. vagina
41. touched
42. poka-dotted
43. chicken
44. chickens
45. bloated
46. screwed
47. pills
48. dildo
49. cheesy

EDITED (i messed up a few, make sure you double check them)

[Biggs]

WHERE'S MY NAME FATTY!

[piratebuddha]

50. Biggs

[BALL]

A dog may be Womb-Raider's sexy friend. But one dog, Jess, decided she needed more friends -- and she sucked plenty in the mall of chickens living at the local baseball. A dashing family's gay struggle with an uncommon computer comes to light in this jesusesque essay by Stephen.

Jess "was really lengthy, and bulky, and generally excited to run when you came in the grammar book every 1337 minutes," recalls Blix.

But that was before the family moved into a Spanish javelin.

"We noticed Jess spending an awful lot of time down by the coke can in our coolwhip," Sniperduck recalls.

Jess would wander Pirate's bed, lovely and bluish, tan and salty.

"Then, late one night after I'd put the turkeys out, Jess wouldn't sex up," Sniperduck says. "She finally fell over to me from the pictures. She viewed, leaned her penis over and opened her vagina like she was going to touch, and out plopped this poka-dotted chicken."

It turned out the chickens were bloated -- and, if screwed, the pills on their dildo provided a cheesy effect.

haha that was actually pretty ok especially the second half lol

oh yeah i should say i changed a few verbs to a different form to make them make sense

[Dum3z]

The only part I can agree on is the lengthy and bulky. :>

[piratebuddha]

Dum3z,Nov 26 2006, 12:15 AM Wrote:The only part I can agree on is the lengthy and bulky. :>

"Jess would wander Pirate's bed, lovely and bluish, tan and salty."

that applies too;)

you love my blusih... yet tan and salty bed:D

[SniperducK]

BALL,Nov 25 2006, 09:01 PM Wrote:Sniperduck says. "She finally fell over to me from the pictures. She viewed, leaned her penis over and opened her vagina like she was going to touch, and out plopped this poka-dotted chicken."

I neber said these words :lol:

[Blizzard]

BALL,Nov 25 2006, 08:01 PM Wrote:Jess "was really lengthy, and bulky, and generally excited to run when you came in the grammar book every 1337 minutes," recalls Blix.

That doens't even make sense.:(

[BALL]

Blizzard,Nov 26 2006, 06:51 PM Wrote:

BALL,Nov 25 2006, 08:01 PM Wrote:Jess "was really lengthy, and bulky, and generally excited to run when you came in the grammar book every 1337 minutes," recalls Blix.

That doens't even make sense.:(

you masturebate to grammar :blink: