Wroaw Theatre Productions Presents: Wroaw Love

[piratebuddha]

ACT I PROLOGUE
Two wroawmembers, both alike in dignity,
In fair #wroaw, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where gh3y blood makes gh3y hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life...

<Underdog`>:(
<Underdog`> love me!
* Bliz throws chainsaws
<Dum3z> Go sleep then! See if anyone cares.
<Dum3z>:(
* Underdog` catches and juggles chainsaws
* Bliz loves Underdog` all through the night
* Underdog` accepts Bliz's lovin all through the night
<Dum3z> "Girls don't want love, they just want sex." "LOVE ME! HARDER!"
<Dum3z> Name that movie!
<Underdog`> hmm
* Bliz finishes and leaves without saying a word to Underdog`
<Bliz> NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE
<Dum3z> Yay Bliz.
<Bliz> blonde ass in the window
<Bliz> in the hall
<Dum3z> Rofl yeah.
* Underdog` feels used and unwanted
<Bliz> kinda foggy glass
<Bliz>:D
* Bliz doesn't call Underdog`
* Dum3z puts the Underdog` down.
* Underdog` cries into his pillow
* Bliz sees Underdog` a week later in another bar
<Dum3z>:o...
* Bliz avoids Underdog`
<Dum3z> !a Dum3z
<Dum3z> 6@piratebuddha runs off to masturbate and cry in his pillow
<Dum3z>:D
* Underdog` tries to strike up a conversation with Bliz
<Bliz> the girl that was getting loved harder had a cute butt
<Bliz>:D
* Bliz says he must go home for he has to feed his... hedgehog
<Dum3z> I don't remember, I haven't seen that movie since I was almost as young as Bliz.
<Bliz> lol
* Underdog` feels stupid, not even knowing that Bliz had a hedgehog
<Bliz> "You mean that nobody has ever taken a dump on your chest?"
<Dum3z> He's lying, he's home...
<Dum3z> Feeding...
* Underdog` goes home and masturbates to a picture of Bliz
<Dum3z> HIS ABOVEDOG!
* Bliz is really at Club Disco w/ friends
<Underdog`>:o
<Dum3z>:o
<Dum3z> Disco?
* Underdog` goes to bed, and says eff you to his wraowmates
<Dum3z> Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
<Bliz> goodnight
<Dum3z> Night Underslut`
<Dum3z>:D
<Underdog`> haha
<Underdog`> 'night fellas
<Bliz> err
* Bliz looks around awkwardly not making eye contact w/ Underdog`
<Underdog`> hmm
<Underdog`> name won't change
* Bliz looks at phone like he's busy
<Dum3z>:o
<Bliz> try /nick Underdog`NappyPoo
<Dum3z> Leave #wroawadmins.
* Underdog` kicks Bliz in the balls for being a jackass
<Dum3z> Channel's probably moderated.
* Underdog` is now known as UDog|sleepin`
* Bliz is in pain
* Bliz regrets things
* Bliz ponders through the night...
* UDog|sleepin` wonders if Bliz secretly wants him back
* Bliz does not want UDog|sleepin` back
* Bliz can find other
* Bliz was drunk that night
<Dum3z> OWNED
* Bliz can find better
* UDog|sleepin` cries into pillow
* UDog|sleepin` tells himself that there really isn't anybody better than him
* Bliz meets Tom who says he owns MySpace
* Bliz finds better
* Bliz calls UDog|sleepin` to tell him all about it
* UDog|sleepin` wistfully says that he's happy for Bliz
* Bliz feels better about himself
* UDog|sleepin` cries inside
* Bliz parties at the disco
* UDog|sleepin` jumps off the 20th floor of Bliz office building
* Bliz happens to be walking out of the office
* Bliz is crushed by UDog|sleepin`
* UDog|sleepin` lands on Bliz face
* Bliz has a broken face and dies
* Bliz sacraficed himself for UDog|sleepin`
* UDog|sleepin` wonders if Bliz secretly wants him back in Hell
* Bliz is a martyr
* Bliz goes to Heaven!
* Bliz parties @ the disco
* UDog|sleepin` wonders if Bliz secretly wants him back, in Heaven
* Bliz ..... does
<Bliz> this is the gayest conversation ever
<Bliz> wtf
* UDog|sleepin` is hit by a car and goes to Hell
<UDog|sleepin`> lol i know
* Bliz bargins w/ God
<UDog|sleepin`> i'm soo tired
* Bliz gives up right shoe lace
* Bliz gets God to take UDog|sleepin` to Heaven!
* Bliz has a shoe that doesn't stay all the way on:(
* UDog|sleepin` frolics in the grassy meadows with Bliz
* Bliz is miserable
* Bliz trips
* UDog|sleepin` takes off his right shoe lace and gives it to Bliz
* Bliz says no
* Bliz wears sandals
* Bliz is happy again!!
* UDog|sleepin` compliments Bliz on his nice feet
* Bliz feels awkward
* UDog|sleepin` looks around, wondering if Bliz heard what he said
* Bliz looks @ phone
* UDog|sleepin` asks Bliz if everything is alright
* Bliz acts like he's busy
* Bliz says yes very quickly and frantically
* UDog|sleepin` knows Bliz is lying behind his cold eyes
* Bliz has warm, inviting eyes:(
* UDog|sleepin` punches Bliz in his warm, inviting eyes for lying to him
<UDog|sleepin`> fuck this
<UDog|sleepin`> i'm going to bed you gayhole
* Bliz has a very warm, oozing, gross eye
<Bliz> haha
<UDog|sleepin`> haha
<Bliz> night
<Bliz> i'm out, too
<Bliz>:P
<UDog|sleepin`> 'night blixy
* Bliz goes off to bed
<Bliz> night
* UDog|sleepin` snuggles next to Bliz in bed
<UDog|sleepin`> DAMMIT
<UDog|sleepin`> i'm done typing
* Bliz kicks UDog|sleepin` in the ass
* Bliz waited here because he KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN
* UDog|sleepin` pretends not to like the violence in the ass
* Bliz goes to bed... alone... in a bed for one
* Bliz sleeps in a glass case of emotion
<UDog|sleepin`> ok fuck you Bliz
<UDog|sleepin`> i hate you
<Bliz> I SLEEP ALONE
<Bliz> GOODNIGHT, SIR
<UDog|sleepin`> 'night solo-whore
<Bliz> queer
<Bliz> gangbanger
<UDog|sleepin`> asshat
<Bliz> STD carrier
<Bliz> go back to your home on whore island!
* Bliz has quit IRC (Quit)
<Dum3z> Wow.
<Dum3z> That's about the gayest conversation I've ever seen.

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irc logging ftw... queers.

<3

[Underdog]

you'll pay with your buddha blood for this..... :ph34r:

[Sveach]

Holy Hell thats long..and I read some of it in IRC already. <span style="color:white">gay losers!</span>

[Plot]

ROFLMAO thats one of the gayest things ive read.

[Blizzard]

Haha, I was hoping someone would post it.:D

[Plot]

should we take that as your coming out of the closet day?

[Blizzard]

No. Take that as goofing around and hoping that someone would put it on here.:P

[Plot]

ok. will do

[Baku]

Boring =\