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07-04-2006, 12:37 AM
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you know those electronic devices that detect your % body fat? well a friend wanted to do mine for some health class he was in. he was doing a surver.... well, the display on mine read "ERR" ... too low to register <_<
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07-04-2006, 02:02 AM
Post: #32
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Underdog,Jul 3 2006, 09:37 AM Wrote:you know those electronic devices that detect your % body fat? well a friend wanted to do mine for some health class he was in. he was doing a surver.... well, the display on mine read "ERR" ... too low to register <_<Hax! "You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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07-04-2006, 02:26 AM
Post: #33
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never used a real body fat % test thing but here are two [inaccurate] estimates:
______________________________________________________________ Estimate #1 based on height and weight Your "Ponderal Index" is 13.39 which gives an estimated body fat of 5.6% ( 9.1 pounds of fat) Estimate #2 based on waist size and weight Estimated body fat of 13.0% (21.1 pounds of fat) ______________________________________________________________ wtf?!i go from 5.6% to 13%... accuracy ftw [19:07:16] <coca> lolbeans [19:07:39] <coca> i planted some lolbeans and grew a lollertree [21:13:27] <Dwoppers> WATZ WIF THE POEM OR W/E [21:13:34] <Dwoppers> lol, bet its gnona be all gay andp ink and stuff [21:13:39] <plot> like your room> [21:13:42] <coca> ur face is gay and pink [21:13:55] <coca> little cockmagician [21:14:33] <coca> a good cockmagician never chokes on the same dick twice [15:48] <SirTiger> Groovy-oh [23:52] <}8]> dwop made two aim's and cybered himself [21:57] <Doomz`lap> My parents liekep drinking me margriats [21:57] <Doomz`lap> I sear [21:57] <Doomz`lap> Theyre adryint gop pisoen me [21:57] <Doomz`lap> TRYIGNH ESPO TOIN EMSOPEN |
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07-04-2006, 02:37 AM
Post: #34
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The only way to get an accurate one is to go to the doctor. They have to do skin pinches and measure how much fat there is. Any online measurement or weight/height chart will be inaccurate.;)
![[Image: 4uaukx3.gif]](http://i18.tinypic.com/4uaukx3.gif) [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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07-04-2006, 02:41 AM
Post: #35
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lol i noticed. look at this one:
Results: Using your measurements of a 30 inches waist and weight of 160 pounds your body fat percentage is estimated to be -6.04 % using the U.S. Navy body fat formula, or 2.91 % using the formula developed by the YMCA. NEGATIVE 6.04% and 2.91% where above it was 13% and 5.6% ACCURACY FTW!!!! [19:07:16] <coca> lolbeans [19:07:39] <coca> i planted some lolbeans and grew a lollertree [21:13:27] <Dwoppers> WATZ WIF THE POEM OR W/E [21:13:34] <Dwoppers> lol, bet its gnona be all gay andp ink and stuff [21:13:39] <plot> like your room> [21:13:42] <coca> ur face is gay and pink [21:13:55] <coca> little cockmagician [21:14:33] <coca> a good cockmagician never chokes on the same dick twice [15:48] <SirTiger> Groovy-oh [23:52] <}8]> dwop made two aim's and cybered himself [21:57] <Doomz`lap> My parents liekep drinking me margriats [21:57] <Doomz`lap> I sear [21:57] <Doomz`lap> Theyre adryint gop pisoen me [21:57] <Doomz`lap> TRYIGNH ESPO TOIN EMSOPEN |
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07-04-2006, 03:03 AM
Post: #36
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You can get scales that will tell you. You have to enter your age, gender, height, and then weigh yourself. Those will also be inaccurate but if you're trying to get a lower body fat percentage, it will should you a consistant inaccurate rate. There will still be benefits.:D
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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07-04-2006, 05:49 AM
Post: #37
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There are also some that are like that but send electricity through you and measure the resistance. (I guess fat causes resistance.)
They're limited to like a minimum of 3-7% though. "You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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07-04-2006, 06:26 AM
Post: #38
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no thx. im not up for shock therapy
[19:07:16] <coca> lolbeans [19:07:39] <coca> i planted some lolbeans and grew a lollertree [21:13:27] <Dwoppers> WATZ WIF THE POEM OR W/E [21:13:34] <Dwoppers> lol, bet its gnona be all gay andp ink and stuff [21:13:39] <plot> like your room> [21:13:42] <coca> ur face is gay and pink [21:13:55] <coca> little cockmagician [21:14:33] <coca> a good cockmagician never chokes on the same dick twice [15:48] <SirTiger> Groovy-oh [23:52] <}8]> dwop made two aim's and cybered himself [21:57] <Doomz`lap> My parents liekep drinking me margriats [21:57] <Doomz`lap> I sear [21:57] <Doomz`lap> Theyre adryint gop pisoen me [21:57] <Doomz`lap> TRYIGNH ESPO TOIN EMSOPEN |
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07-04-2006, 09:24 AM
Post: #39
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Plot,Jul 3 2006, 03:26 PM Wrote:no thx. im not up for shock therapyUmm...you don't feel it. It's a weak electrical pulse. "You know I fuck at life." - Pirate [20:57:27] <pir8`buddha> i need to wank it tonight [20:57:40] <pir8`buddha> and by 'it' i mean my penis [20:57:47] <pir8`buddha> and by 'wank' i mean masturbate [20:58:00] <pir8`buddha> and by 'tonight' i mean im typing with one hand |
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07-04-2006, 11:35 AM
Post: #40
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Who cares about body fat percentages anyway. Let's just continue to call Dwopple fat.
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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