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03-19-2006, 06:39 AM
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There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it. I obviously didn't write it by my friend sent it to me over AIM. He didn't write it either, I don't know where he got it from.:P ![[Image: 4uaukx3.gif]](http://i18.tinypic.com/4uaukx3.gif) [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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03-19-2006, 07:13 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-19-2006 07:16 AM by Bahamut.)
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Blizzard,Mar 18 2006, 08:39 PM Wrote:.... and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. Conan O'brien Wrote:GuineaThey really are peruvian:o...We eat em over here... They usually gamble em....they put the guinea pig on a shoe box,and put in on a circle surrounded by other boxes with numbers and a hole....u bet on the number u think he is gonna go in,only one person can bet on a number :? They flip the box with the piggy then lift it,the piggy runs to one of the numbered boxes,if it was the number u bought,u get dinner:o Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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03-19-2006, 08:49 AM
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I READ THIS IN LIKE 2002!
Dwoppers says: hands in ur pantz •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: o •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: lol •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: get ur hands out my pants Dwoppers says: wat Dwoppers says: no Dwoppers says: erm •๋● Coca | <3 Elaine says: HAHAHAHAHA |
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03-19-2006, 09:25 AM
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coca,Mar 18 2006, 10:49 PM Wrote:I READ THIS IN LIKE 2002!i guess blix has slow friends then ![[Image: wOlaf.gif]](http://imagegen.last.fm/greybox/recenttracks/wOlaf.gif) dark: Schiet? where is he? blizzard: He gets his sudden bursts of spam in. 
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03-19-2006, 10:35 AM
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The only interesting thing about this topic is what baha posted.
[23:51:13:Sat] <Stephen> i try to fuck fat chicks [23:51:16:Sat] <Stephen> and im a closet homo [23:50:20:Sat] * Doomz needs to study for a final. [23:50:23:Sat] <Stephen> go stud dwopple: i dont like the idea that ill be a mom >.> <Womb-Raider> me thnks you both lied and had butt seks! <Doomz`mew> We did... Pantherx: pastor joshua... i would do him. |
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03-19-2006, 11:13 AM
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You could at least say thanks for the few seconds of entertainment.:(
[00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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03-19-2006, 12:56 PM
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That quote is why English is the hardest language to learn.
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03-19-2006, 03:40 PM
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Biggs,Mar 18 2006, 07:56 PM Wrote:That quote is why English is the hardest language to learn.Does that mean you like it?:P [00:05] <Blix`> does your mother know you're gay? [00:05] <SirVeach> no she does not. [00:04] <Blix`> you've finally come to accept that you're gay [00:04] <SirVeach> no i have not [00:04] <SirVeach> i shall never accept it! |
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03-19-2006, 03:40 PM
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Womb-Raider,Mar 19 2006, 12:35 AM Wrote:The only interesting thing about this topic is what baha posted.Thx,I'd also like to inform that they taste just like chicken Speed:9 KB/s (Goes down between 3-5 times a day,between 1-2 hours each time) Mood: Homicidal |
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03-19-2006, 03:43 PM
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Womb-Raider,Mar 19 2006, 12:35 AM Wrote:The only interesting thing about this topic is what baha posted.agreed.... but thanks for wasting the last couple minutes of my life blix ;) ![[Image: AoDsig.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/ldithrich/AoDsig.jpg) NEW! [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKNIG HELL [19:03] <Doomz`lap> I GO TPO PISS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> AND MY PARENS LARE LIKE [19:03] <Doomz`lap> ODNT THORW UP [19:03] <Doomz`lap> IM NOT TAHT DRUNK [19:03] <Doomz`lap> FUCKERS [19:03] <Doomz`lap> GODDAMNIT [17:40] <Underdog> btw, i heard SV was arrested for suspected peeping on his neighbor's 6-yr-old son. he was let off b/c the officers violated his 4th amendment rights [17:42] <SirVeach> YES [17:43] <SirVeach> i mean wait. [17:43] <SirVeach> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL DAMMIT |
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