The story to beat cockas!

[Womb-Raider]

Chapter 1: A hero takes hold.

A bunch of guys with a clan tag join wroaw server while im playing incognito. Cool, some fun people to play with:DI decide to take over their clan put on the tag and declare them all my bitches. So i do so and they arent pleased. They get all angry and i eventually ban 1 for 1 minute for just being retarded and they leave. So..... im bored pwnting nubs in wroaw and decide to find them on their server and see if i can have more fun:PSuccess! They are playing on some wc3 server. So i decide my plan of action is going to be to join up, pwnt nubs, get recruited. Sounds easy... but oh noez, our hero hasnt played real cs in how long?!? long times! what ever shall i do... let alone wc3 mod! So i decide i'll have to be cool. And hte best way to be cool is to make your name Newb. So then on to chapter 2 of the saga.

Type 'funusage' in the console to display Fun module usage
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : he's not a heavenly prostitute

::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : BEAM*

|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : did you read the MOTD?

(//) <Dice Dealer> BloodtearZ has won turbo mode!
Welcome at WCS XL - cs.wroaw.com:27015
BloodtearZ : roll the dice

*** |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed BloodtearZ with a headshot from mp5navy ***
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : dude

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : write this

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : wr ite /hook f

|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed Agent Smith with m3
R[a]B[z] @ chicken killed self with vehicle
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : im leading a clan of retards:(


Agent Smith is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
Badboy Killer killed self with vehicle
R[a]B[z] @ chicken attacked a teammate
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed a furry noob =-{)Mu5iC(}-= with m3
(//) <Dice Dealer> Oh no, ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* is an old man now.
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : roll the dice

Badboy Killer (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Mazi killed self with trigger_hurt
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : hook

|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : idiots.

::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea killed self with worldspawn
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed self with vehicle
Teammate kills: 1 of 3
o anti. killed self with vehicle

throwdown.twostep connected
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* killed *=PA=* mili with m3
::l-=hp=-l::Paranoid* killed self with vehicle
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed self with vehicle

throwdown.twostep is joining the Terrorist force
7 more players must "rockthevote" to start a vote
Type 'funusage' in the console to display Fun module usage
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

7 more players must "rockthevote" to start a vote
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : rockthevote

(//) <Dice Dealer> Badboy Killer is now a smoking drunkard!
Badboy Killer : roll the dice

6 more players must "rockthevote" to start a vote
throwdown.twostep killed self with vehicle
o anti. : rockthevote

o anti. : blahhh

5 more players must "rockthevote" to start a vote
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : rockthevote

::l-=hp=-l::Paranoid* killed self with vehicle
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : where?

a furry noob =-{)Mu5iC(}-= killed self with vehicle
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : theres two of them

Agent Smith (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
A Vote will occur to choose the next map in 9 minutes
a furry noob =-{)Mu5iC(}-= dropped

a furry noob =-{)Mu5iC(}-= has left the game
Badboy Killer (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Badboy Killer : sorry

|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with mp5navy
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* killed |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad with m3
a furry noob =-{)Mu5iC(}-= has left; de_crazytank is no longer nominated

Flamek connected
* Killed by ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with m3 @ 3m (92hp, 95ap) >> leftleg: 1
* You hit ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* 0 time(s), 0 damage >> no hits

Flamek is joining the Terrorist force
R[a]B[z] @ chicken killed self with worldspawn
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : hahahha

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : dude

Agent Smith killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with m4a1
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : ur not in our clan

Badboy Killer killed self with worldspawn
o anti. killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with m249
BloodtearZ killed Agent Smith with ak47
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : shut up,

*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : you will address me as sir, seing ass your my bitch.

*** BloodtearZ killed Mazi with a headshot from ak47 ***
*DEAD* R[a]B[z] @ chicken : lol

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : ur fat.

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : and i give you a lapdance if you dont take the tag off...

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : wooot!

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : lol

BloodtearZ killed o anti. with ak47
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : this map owns

You are playing at WCS XL - cs.wroaw.com:27015
::l-=hp=-l::Paranoid* dropped

::l-=hp=-l::Paranoid* has left the game
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : this map owns

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : no, go to climb

"climb" has already been nominated by ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : climb

*=PA=* mili killed BloodtearZ with mp5navy
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : yeah seriously dude. you're not in our clan

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : climb is the funnest map

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : shipreck

Type 'funusage' in the console to display Fun module usage
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : shipwreck

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : NOOO

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : shipwreck is fun too, but not as much

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : hahha

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : I WANNA GO TO SHIPWRECK

o anti. : rockthevote

*** Agent Smith killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with a headshot from m4a1 ***
*=PA=* mili (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*** Agent Smith killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with a headshot from m4a1 ***
Agent Smith (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
wikkid grandonized dropped
o anti. killed self with vehicle
Badboy Killer killed self with vehicle
Badboy Killer (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*=PA=* mili killed self with worldspawn

DaMn!! connected
Mazi killed self with a headshot from vehicle ***

wikkid grandonized connected

wikkid grandonized is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
Requesting tempdecal.wad from server

DaMn!! is joining the Terrorist force
*** |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed Flamek with a headshot from m249 ***
Agent Smith (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*** |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed throwdown.twostep with a headshot from m249 ***
*** |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with a headshot from m249 ***

::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea is joining the Terrorist force
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : so bitches, we need a new clan tag cuz this ones gay.

(Counter-Terrorist) Agent Smith : hes camping on their side

BloodtearZ killed self with vehicle
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : one of you come up with something whitty.

Type 'funusage' in the console to display Fun module usage
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad (RADIO): Enemy spotted.

JAYGUNNA connected
wikkid Infect- dropped

JAYGUNNA is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
Agent Smith (RADIO): Affirmative.
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad (RADIO): Enemy spotted.
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* killed self with a headshot from vehicle ***
Agent Smith (RADIO): Affirmative.

wikkid Infect- connected
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : dude whos here besides me you and jin?

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : this is witty. we're the heavenly prostitutes. or hot pancakes


wikkid Infect- is joining the Terrorist force
BloodtearZ : hey i still need a clan

Flamek killed self with vehicle
|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : pancakes is better.

|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : you can join mine blood, throw on the tag.

Badboy Killer (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : shut up,

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed self with a headshot from vehicle ***
Badboy Killer : sorry u scared me

*** BloodtearZ killed |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad with a headshot from mp5navy ***
Agent Smith (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Welcome at WCS XL - cs.wroaw.com:27015
o anti. attacked a teammate
*=PA=* mili attacked a teammate

dild0^ connected
Badboy Killer killed self with worldspawn
wikkid grandonized attacked a teammate
* Killed by BloodtearZ with mp5navy @ 7m (100hp, 100ap) >> head: 1
* You hit BloodtearZ 0 time(s), 0 damage >> no hits
*** DaMn!! killed JAYGUNNA with a headshot from ak47 ***
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : RUN ME OVER


dild0^ is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : ok.

wikkid grandonized killed throwdown.twostep with mp5navy
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : Jihad shut the fuck up just because you cant get in a clan doesnt mean you have to ac
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : WHY DONCHA

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

JAYGUNNA dropped

JAYGUNNA has left the game
dild0^ dropped

dild0^ has left the game
*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : i cant get into a clan?

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : thomas ran out of space

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : apparently

*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : i just took one over!

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : NO YOU DIDNT BITCH

*** ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea killed wikkid grandonized with a headshot from m249 ***
*** o anti. killed BloodtearZ with a headshot from m249 ***
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : youre not the leader.

o anti. (RADIO): Go go go!
*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : did too.

wikkid grandonized (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : shut the fuck up you little thunder cunt

*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : you guys even have a server?

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : i am

*DEAD* wikkid Infect- : ^

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : yes

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : its starting today

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : watch!

*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : IP ^^ ?

*=PA=* mili attacked a teammate
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : no

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : fuck you

Agent Smith (RADIO): Enemy spotted.
o anti. killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with m249
*** DaMn!! killed o anti. with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** Agent Smith killed DaMn!! with a headshot from m4a1 ***
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : dont tell him it,

*=PA=* mili : sorry
{HM}Ncog dropped
Type 'funusage' in the console to display Fun module usage
*DEAD* |-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : why not:(

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : tell us on im

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : because you're a little cunt



Chapter 2 of our Heros story : A hidden hero.

So i join this jello server and theres a guy thats like 21-1. Oh fux, but hes on my team so i should still do all right and get recruited! Then i start playing and well, im dominating these nubs as a lvl 1 undead against mostly lvl 10s elves and shit and making a good impression the whole time. Then dat 21-1 guy gets switched who happens to be in the clan of the server. Oh noez, wombeh gonna diez! But no, i pwnt the fucker. So i ask if i could join one of their clans, seeing as it would be fun to fuck with some random admin too:)And success, the newbs of -=hp=- take the bait! So i throw on the tag with my old name of Islamic Jihad and zomg they mad.

] disconnect
] name "Newb
] connect 68.231.104.233:27015
Connecting to 68.231.104.233:27015...
Connection accepted by 68.231.104.233:27015

BUILD 3213 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 14
* Privileges set
o anti. : gotta go, be back later
Requesting tempdecal.wad from server

Newb connected

C0r!as is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
Server tried to send invalid command:"alias s_enable_a3d
"Server tried to send invalid command:"alias s_enable_a3d
"A3D is not currently running.
couldn't exec war3.cfg
A3D is not currently running.
Welcome to jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP please visit jello-net.com

Newb is joining the Terrorist force
Now loading your war3.cfg if present.
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : bubble tea

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : i tought that was

*** kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with a headshot from m4a1 ***
Type 'amx_help' in the console to see available commands
Time Left: 19:15 min. Next Map: de_therealrats
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : jin lol

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : lol

You have no access to that command
] bind "o" "shopmenu"
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 9 for supporting the bomb planting effort.
lBHLl : gg

Have a wc3ft config file? If you want it auto-execced rename it war3.cfg
Unknown command: -hook
Unknown command: -hook
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Reporting in.
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Get out of there, it's gonna blow!
Newb killed C0r!as with famas
Newb killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with famas
Newb : ff on here?

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Go go go!
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 13 XP for winning the round
Unknown command: -hook
Newb : fuck u dont leave the bomb

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Roger that.
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : i dontunderstand

Newb : bomb goes boom.

Newb : well i do!

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : lol

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : how do i do this warcrafst stuff

A Vote will occur to choose the next map in 15 minutes
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : get xp

Unknown command: -hook
Unknown command: -hook
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : level up

*** C0r!as killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with a headshot from m4a1 ***
Newb : its easy

Newb : you got shopmenus and races

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : then why dont i know?

C0r!as killed kilok-jello with m4a1
Newb : simple stuff.

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed C0r!as with p90
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : shut up you lil noob

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with m4a1
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

Newb : hey now

Newb : im a seksi noob.

Newb (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Unknown command: +hook
Unknown command: -hook
* [WAR3FT] Newb gained 6 XP for picking up the bomb.
Newb killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with ak47
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : rings

* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 18 extra XP for personally planting the bomb.
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 9 for supporting the bomb planting effort.
Newb : run away!

Newb killed self with worldspawn
4 more players must "rockthevote" to start a vote
*[HLGUARD] Message - HLGuard E ' n ' C detection tests v1.80.03*

*[HLGUARD] Message - The ' couldn ' t exec... ' lines below are perfectly normal*
*[HLGUARD] Message - and are part of HLGuards AntiCheat checks!*
couldn't exec madevecs.cfg
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 15 XP for winning the round
couldn't exec FlatBeat.cfg
couldn't exec aimbot.cfg
couldn't exec yamh-main.cfg
couldn't exec ninja.cfg
couldn't exec back.cfg
couldn't exec xplOsions.cfg
couldn't exec vecs.cfg
couldn't exec startup.cfg
couldn't exec main.cfg
couldn't exec ugc-start.cfg
couldn't exec sh-start.cfg
couldn't exec FuRiousSP.cfg
couldn't exec aimvecs.cfg
couldn't exec camel.cfg
couldn't exec cams.cfg
couldn't exec fczscripts.cfg
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : bwahahahahaha

couldn't exec b0n3Z.cfg
couldn't exec v3xXx1.cfg
couldn't exec settings.cfg
couldn't exec inv_made.cfg
couldn't exec inverse.cfg
couldn't exec scripts.cfg
couldn't exec ssa.rc
couldn't exec feLoNy.cfg
couldn't exec LAG.cfg
couldn't exec setup.cfg
*[HLGUARD] Message - End of anticheat check cycle*
PTB: Switching kilok-jello with ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia*.
*DEAD* Newb : damn still died.

* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 8 XP for spawning with the bomb.
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : where was the second bomb site at?

Welcome to jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP please visit jello-net.com
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] lBHLl completed the HLGuard alias scan.
Newb killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with mp5navy
kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with m4a1
* [WAR3FT] Ankh of Reincarnation purchased
* [WAR3FT] You will reincarnate all of your weapons next round
*** lBHLl killed Newb with a headshot from m4a1 ***
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed C0r!as with ak47
kilok-jello killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with m4a1
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : shopmenu

* [WAR3FT] Newb lost the 8 XP bomb carrying bonus.
*DEAD* Newb : i so saw him.

kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with m4a1
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : kilok jelly is an assclown.

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : just cause i said so.

*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : hahhaha

Newb : whys jello an assclown? thats kinda mean

* [WAR3FT] Ankh of Reincarnation purchased
* [WAR3FT] You will reincarnate all of your weapons next round
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : shopmenu

kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with ak47
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : shopmenu

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : i was just kidding...

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : you're a thundercunt. which is equally mean

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : thank you.

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : wait me>

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : ?

Newb killed lBHLl with m4a1
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : no

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : newb

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed C0r!as with ak47
*** Newb killed kilok-jello with a headshot from m4a1 ***
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : lol

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : dammit

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed self with worldspawn
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : i wanted to be that.

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : oh you can be it too

Newb killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with m4a1
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : yay

<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] kilok-jello completed the HLGuard alias scan.
Unknown command: -hook
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 17 XP for winning the round
Server tried to send invalid command:"alias hlgauth
"::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : lol

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : OMG THE BRIDGE COLLAPSED

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : shopmenu

Newb : i found that out too:(

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : shopmenu

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed lBHLl with ak47
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] Newb completed the HLGuard alias scan.
Newb (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*** Newb killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with a headshot from m4a1 ***
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] C0r!as completed the HLGuard alias scan.
Newb (RADIO): Go go go!
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea completed the HLGuard alias sc
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill completed the HLGuard alias sca
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 13 for supporting the bomb planting effort.
This server is running Warcraft3 Frozen Throne Mod
Newb (RADIO): Enemy spotted.
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed C0r!as with ak47
kilok-jello killed Newb with m4a1
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Affirmative.
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed kilok-jello with ak47
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 17 XP for winning the round
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : hahah

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : ay

* [WAR3FT] Ankh of Reincarnation purchased
* [WAR3FT] You will reincarnate all of your weapons next round
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* completed the HLGuard a
kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with m4a1
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : savexp

* [WAR3FT] Tome of Experience purchased
* [WAR3FT] You just gained 20 experience from purchasing a tome
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : savexp

Newb killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with m4a1
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : oh.

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : lol

Newb (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*** Newb killed kilok-jello with a headshot from m4a1 ***
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : almost at level twooooo

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed C0r!as with grenade
Newb (RADIO): Enemy spotted.
A Vote will occur to choose the next map in 9 minutes
C0r!as dropped

C0r!as has left the game
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Newb (RADIO): Enemy spotted.
*** Newb killed lBHLl with a headshot from m4a1 ***
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* completed the HLGuard alias
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 17 XP for winning the round
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 10 XP for spawning with the bomb.
* [WAR3FT] Tome of Experience purchased
* [WAR3FT] You just gained 22 experience from purchasing a tome
Newb (RADIO): Enemy down.
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : shopmenu

::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : someone buy me gun

Newb : get me one too.

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : no.

Newb : selectskill

*** kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with a headshot from m4a1 ***
*** Newb killed kilok-jello with a headshot from m4a1 ***
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with m4a1
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with m4a1
Newb (RADIO): Cover Me!
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 36 extra XP for personally planting the bomb.
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 15 for supporting the bomb planting effort.
Welcome to jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP please visit jello-net.com
Have a wc3ft config file? If you want it auto-execced rename it war3.cfg
*** lBHLl killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with a headshot from sg550 ***
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 19 XP for winning the round
PTB: Transfering ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill to the CTs
(Terrorist) ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : shopmenu2

Newb : this ur server jello

Newb : ?

* [WAR3FT] Tome of Experience purchased
Unknown command: -hook
* [WAR3FT] You just gained 22 experience from purchasing a tome
kilok-jello : yes

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : col

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : cool

Newb killed lBHLl with m4a1
Newb : is hp part of your clan?

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : nope lol

kilok-jello : i am admin on all of the severs

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : we just like this server

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : yes

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : yeah it is

kilok-jello : so you can say they are

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : were the heavenly prostitutes, right out of jelloland

kilok-jello killed Newb with m4a1
* [WAR3FT] Newb recieved 15 for supporting the bomb planting effort.
*** kilok-jello killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with a headshot from m4a1 ***
*** ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with a headshot from ak47 ***
Newb : oh

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol

Newb : you guys recruiting? (either)

*DEAD* ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : sure.

*** ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed kilok-jello with a headshot from ak47 ***
* [WAR3FT] Ankh of Reincarnation purchased
* [WAR3FT] You will reincarnate all of your weapons next round
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : shopmenu

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with ak47
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with Suicide Bomber
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol youre automatically in, cause youre so cool.

Newb : really?

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : yep

] name "::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : add the tag

* Privileges set
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* killed ::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill with galil
Unknown command: -hook
Newb : tsweet.

[AFK KiSSS] - Bomb Drop
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : holy crap,

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : what was goin on at our spawn>?

Chapter 3 : The forced removal of our hero.

So the jello guy finds out they all mad at me n shiet and decided to voteban me.... zwtf! I claim that hes a pussy and to just fuckin ban me like a man. (I dont think he had the power) So after 1 attempt and him being dumb and refusing he manages to actually accept the 30 minute ban. So now our hero is typing this all out on a forum, waiting for this 30 minute ban to be up so i can go try to get recruited again:D


* Newb changed name to ::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad
::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : haha fag0ts.

*** lBHLl killed ::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* with a headshot from usp ***
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : omg

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : rofl

::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : now you are my bitches:D

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : did yo uuse server spy or something?

::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : gametiger.

Welcome to jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP please visit jello-net.com
::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : suprised im doing so good

] name "WroaW//Womb-Raider
::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : havent played without hook in oh 4 yrs.

* Privileges set
*[HLGUARD] Message - HLGuard E ' n ' C detection tests v1.80.03*

*[HLGUARD] Message - The ' couldn ' t exec... ' lines below are perfectly normal*
*[HLGUARD] Message - and are part of HLGuards AntiCheat checks!*
couldn't exec madevecs.cfg
couldn't exec FlatBeat.cfg
couldn't exec aimbot.cfg
couldn't exec yamh-main.cfg
::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad : give or take a little.

couldn't exec ninja.cfg
couldn't exec back.cfg
couldn't exec xplOsions.cfg
couldn't exec vecs.cfg
couldn't exec startup.cfg
couldn't exec main.cfg
couldn't exec ugc-start.cfg
couldn't exec sh-start.cfg
couldn't exec FuRiousSP.cfg
couldn't exec aimvecs.cfg
couldn't exec camel.cfg
couldn't exec cams.cfg
couldn't exec fczscripts.cfg
couldn't exec b0n3Z.cfg
couldn't exec v3xXx1.cfg
couldn't exec settings.cfg
couldn't exec inv_made.cfg
* ::|-=hp=-|::Islamic Jihad changed name to WroaW//Womb-Raider
couldn't exec inverse.cfg
couldn't exec scripts.cfg
couldn't exec ssa.rc
couldn't exec feLoNy.cfg
couldn't exec LAG.cfg
couldn't exec setup.cfg
*[HLGUARD] Message - End of anticheat check cycle*
WroaW//Womb-Raider killed lBHLl with m4a1
* [WAR3FT] You recieved 19 XP for winning the round
* [WAR3FT] WroaW//Womb-Raider gained 12 XP for picking up the bomb.
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] lBHLl completed the HLGuard alias scan.
* [WAR3FT] WroaW//Womb-Raider recieved 12 XP for spawning with the bomb.
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : ISLAMIC TAKE OFF THE FUCKING TAG NOW BILLY WTF U ASSHOLE

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : lol i thought he was cool, when his name was newb

WroaW//Womb-Raider : :D

::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : you fag

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : first of all

WroaW//Womb-Raider : i am cool, you guys are just retarded.

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : hes gone.

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : second of all

WroaW//Womb-Raider : im not gone:(

A Vote will occur to choose the next map in 3 minutes
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed lBHLl with ak47
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : oh

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : whatd i do>

* Privileges set
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : U TOLD HIM TO ADD IT

WroaW//Womb-Raider (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : no he didnt

ADMIN kilok-jello: change nick of WroaW//Womb-Raider to "iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande"
* WroaW//Womb-Raider changed name to iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : yes he did

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS the sAME GUY from before

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : check the consol!

* [WAR3FT] iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande recieved 36 extra XP for personally planting the bomb.
* [WAR3FT] iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande recieved 15 for supporting the bomb planting effort.
Unknown command: -hook
iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande : lol ban me all ya want

Unknown command: -hook
iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande : i dont really plan on leaving wroaw anytime soon.

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* killed ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea with ak47
*** ::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea killed ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* with a headshot from Suicide Bomber ***
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea killed iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande with Suicide Bomber
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : i didnt know it as

::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill : taht guy

iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande : cs.wroaw.com ftw:Phook > wc3 fagg0ts!

iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande : oh and jellos a nub.

* [WAR3FT] You recieved 19 XP for winning the round
*DEAD* ::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* : =]

::l-=hp=-l::Bubble Tea : lol

iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande : going to ban me yet:(i want to have a good story to post on wroaw.

Server tried to send invalid command:"alias hlgauth
"::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* : you're a fag. so it works out

* [WAR3FT] Ankh of Reincarnation purchased
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* dropped
* [WAR3FT] You will reincarnate all of your weapons next round
* [WAR3FT] Tome of Experience purchased

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* has left the game
* [WAR3FT] You just gained 22 experience from purchasing a tome
<jello-land! Warcraft3 FT Saved XP> [HLGUARD] iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande completed the HLGuard al
iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande : c'mon, ban me!

::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* has left; de_dust is no longer nominated
::l-=hp=-l::I Luv Julia* has left; de_dust2 is no longer nominated
ADMIN kilok-jello: vote ban for iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande
Unknown command: -hook
iamdumnandiamabouttogetbande voted for
::|-=hp=-|::Kill Bill voted for
::l-=hp=-l::seriously I suck* voted for
::l-=hp=-l::Bubble


Chapter 4: A revival of our hero! Coming soon to a forum near you.[B]



Each chapter has its own console cuts to follow along with that chapter:D

[*noobish]

Im so not going to read all that..:rolleyes:

[G3n0C1D3]

Good story.

[Womb-Raider]

*noobish,Nov 21 2005, 08:23 PM Wrote:Im so not going to read all that..:rolleyes:

There are paragraphs that explain the pasted console shit. Easier reading:P

[The Senate]

*noobish,Nov 21 2005, 01:23 PM Wrote:Im so not going to read all that..:rolleyes:

Amen brother! Just gimme the cliff-notes version.

[Blizzard]

Please summarize. Include funny points while you're at it.

[Womb-Raider]

Use the search to find chapter and read those paragraphs.

[Blizzard]

Womb-Raider,Nov 21 2005, 01:04 PM Wrote:Chapter 4: A revival of our hero! Coming soon to a forum near you.[B]

Doing that just made me realize that you don't know how to do the proper codes.

[Biggs]

Your story sucks, and so does your life. Play more RF!

[Womb-Raider]

Blizzard,Nov 21 2005, 10:58 PM Wrote:

Womb-Raider,Nov 21 2005, 01:04 PM Wrote:Chapter 4: A revival of our hero! Coming soon to a forum near you.[B]

Doing that just made me realize that you don't know how to do the proper codes.

Yea i 4got about chapter 4.