If god didnt want us to masterbate, he would have gave us shorter arms.
Womb-Raider,Feb 7 2008, 08:20 PM Wrote:If god didnt want us to masterbate, he would have gave us shorter arms.
And thats why the T-Rex was so angry.
Biggs,Feb 7 2008, 08:28 PM Wrote:Womb-Raider,Feb 7 2008, 08:20 PM Wrote:If god didnt want us to masterbate, he would have gave us shorter arms.
And thats why the T-Rex was so angry.
ROFL
Plot,Feb 8 2008, 02:20 AM Wrote:Biggs,Feb 7 2008, 08:28 PM Wrote:Womb-Raider,Feb 7 2008, 08:20 PM Wrote:If god didnt want us to masterbate, he would have gave us shorter arms.
And thats why the T-Rex was so angry.
ROFL
Good one!
Young_Zeratul,Feb 7 2008, 09:28 PM Wrote:Plot,Feb 8 2008, 02:20 AM Wrote:Biggs,Feb 7 2008, 08:28 PM Wrote:Womb-Raider,Feb 7 2008, 08:20 PM Wrote:If god didnt want us to masterbate, he would have gave us shorter arms.
And thats why the T-Rex was so angry.
ROFL
Good one!
Not really my joke, I heard it from somewhere else. It might have been family guy.
i think that joke was in a playboy...
Alright I solved the mystery of where that joke came from, or at least where I got it.
I had comedy central on and then out of nowhere I hear "If god didn't want us masturbating he would've given us shorter arms, I think that was why the T-Rex was so angry."
So yeah, some cowboy comedian said it.
My part of the joke came from George Carlin.
well i must say being married you will jerk off more than you will get laid..do not do it..sex life drops dramatically..but on another note i have watched alot of porn since i've gotten married..and for some odd reason my mouse & kb keys stick..idk whats wrong.