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Lol, haah too funny :P
Fuckin a that shit is funny as hell man I loved it. Thx for the laugh:D
Maybe you should add that there is nudity on the website?
The link is <span style="color:red">NOT WORK SAFE!!!!</span>
Might wanna put that up in Sv's post so people actually know before they click?
NWS ASSHOLE MY BOSS IS RAPING A CRUCIFIX AND JESUS ATE MY CAT AND THEN HE KICKED ME CAUSING ME TO DROP THE SANDWICH I WAS HOLDING AND THEN I WAS BANNED FROM MCDONALDS AND I GOT DEPORTED TO ZIMBABWE WHERE BLOODY ANAL RAPE OCCURED AND MY ASSHOLE WAS TORN TO SHREDS AND I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE THEY MISTOOK ME FOR A MAN WHO HAD TO HAVE HIS COCK AMPUTATED THEN THEY CHARGED FOR THE AMPUTATION AND NOW IM WORKING IN GAY MIDGET SHIT PORN TRYING TO PAY HOSPITAL BILLS FOR HAVING MY COCK CUT OFF AND THEN I WAS FEATURED AS A MALE SEX WHORE ON JERRY SPRINGER AND MY MOM CONFRONTED ME AND FORCED ME TO SUCK OFF 37 DICKS IN A ROW THEN I CONTRACTED JUNGLE FEVER AND WAS DEPORTED TO SOUTH EAST OAKLAND WHERE MEMBERS OF A CHURCH SPEND TIME SHOVING KNIVES INTO MY ASSHOLE AND THEY WANTED A THANKSGIVING TURKEY SO THEY SHOVED ONE IN MY ASS AND I BROKE ALL THE BONES IN THE BODY THEN JACKIE CHAN CAME AND STARTED KICKING MY ASS AND THEN I SHOT HIM THEN FOR REVENGE THE JEWISH MAFIA WHACKED ME OFF THEN THEY FORCED ME TO WORK IN THE COAL MINES OF 1800'S ENGLAND AND I WORKED SHIRTLESS DIGGING COAL FOR HOURS ON END THEN AN AVALANCHE OF COAL AND SHIT COVERED MY BODY AND MADE ME SPIT OUT MY GUM THEN I DUG MY WAY TO THE SURFACE AS A MIRACLE OF GOD THEN A BUNCH OF KIDS BEAT ME UP AND PUT A DIAPER ON ME BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS A WITCH THEN THE TOWN HELD A TRIAL AND LOCKED ME IN A CAGE AND I WAS THROWN INTO A RIVER WHERE I DROWNED AND DIED THEN I WENT TO HELL FOR SODOMIZING MY LITTLE SISTER AND SATAN MASTURBATED ME USING ICYHOT AS LUBE AND THEN HE ATE MY SOUL AND I WAS REGURGITATED AS HIS SHIT THEN I INVOLVED IN SHIT PORN SPREAD ALL OVER A GAY INDIAN MAN'S FACE THEN I WAS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET WHERE MONKIES PICKED ME UP AND FLUNG ME ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THEN JANE GODALL CAME AND DID A STUDY ON ME BECAUSE I WAS A MONKEY THEN HAD BESTIALITY WITH ME THEN THE CHRISTIANS CAME AND SAID WE WERE HEATHENS AND ARRESTED US BOTH THEN THEY BURNED ME TO DEATH ON THE STAKE BUT THEN SOME FATASS WAS LIKE MMMM MONKEY SO I ENDED UP SKEWERED IN HIS SANDWICH ALONG WITH MANY DEAD BABIES THEN SOME NINJAS CAME AND CAPTURED ME AND KILL THE FAT MAN AND I WAS FORCED TO EAT HIS BLUBBER THEN THEY SENT ME TO VIETNAM WHEN THEY TRANSFERED MY MIND INTO A FETUS AND THEN THEY KILLED ME AND MADE FETUS SOUP AND SOME FAGGOT ATE ME AND TOOK PICS THEN SOME HORNY NERDS SAW IT AND WENT WTF BUT THEN FOUND IT HORNY SO THEY STARTED TO JACK OFF TO IT THEN THEY FORCED ME TO DRINK THE JIZZ SO I GOT JIZZ POISONING SO I ASKED MONICA LEWINSKY HOW TO HELP BUT THEN SHE RAPED ME AND I WAS CRUSHED BY ALl HER WEIGHT BUT THEN ANNA NICOLE SMITH CAME AND LOST WEIGHT THEN I HAD SEX WITH HER AND STARTED TO TIT FUCK HER THEN HER MELONS EXPLODED AND MY WANG DID TOO THEN I WAS KNOWN AS THE WANGLESS WONDER AND THEN MY PANTS FELL DOWN IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF THE GIRL I LOVE AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT MY EXPLODED WANG AND LAUGHED AND I NEVER WORKED IN THIS TOWN AGAIN AND WAS ARRESTED FOR INDENCENCY THEN MY BOSS WAS INFORMED OF THE ARREST THEN FIRED ME FROM MY JOB AS A GUY THAT FUCKS HOT CHICKS TO GET THEM WET FOR PORN PHOTOSHOOTS THEN MY WIFE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY JOB AND THREW MY BASEBALL CARDS AWAY AND I LOST A FORTUNE THEN MY SON KICKED ME IN THE SHIN AND CALLED ME A JACKASS AND MY GRANDMA COMMITTED SUICIDE AND MY WIFE FORCED ME TO EAT THE CORPSE THEN MY BOSS CAME OVER AND TRIED TO GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE BUT SAW ME EATING THE CORPSE THEN REFUSED TO GIVE ME THE JOB BACK AND NOW I'M HOMELESS WITHOUT MONEY BEING FORCED TO SUCK FAT OLD HOMELESS MEN OFF FOR ONE CENT EACH AND I HAVE NO TEETH LEFT BECAUSE THEY TORE THEM OUT SO I COULDNT BITE THEIR DICKS OFF BUT THEN I DID AND THEY TORE MY EYE SOCKETS OUT AND SKULLFUCKED ME
So that's where you've been all this time...
you're a busy man foofoo
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