11-27-2004, 08:17 PM
he's a comic and has some pretty good one liners.
1)I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. "Legend" means, basically, "bullshit."
2)I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
3)Miscellaneous is always the largest category.
4)We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us.
5)Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.
6)When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming - I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it. "No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky."
7)Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.
the only thing i don't get is why he calls the grim reaper the black camel
1)I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. "Legend" means, basically, "bullshit."
2)I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
3)Miscellaneous is always the largest category.
4)We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us.
5)Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.
6)When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming - I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it. "No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky."
7)Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.
the only thing i don't get is why he calls the grim reaper the black camel