Womb-Raider,Jan 7 2008, 08:33 PM Wrote:Southpark is worthless junk :/ Never really enjoyed it. Family guy is good, but simpsons has been around forever and its always been good. But Futurama and American Dad shoulda been up there too.
[The Family Guy writing room. Mitchell and Cartman enter and walk by the cubicles]
Mitchell: Well, here we are. Danny, the Family Guy writing staff.
Cartman:
[stops and stares] Wha?
[before him is a wall tank the height of the writing room. Manatees are swimming slowly within, and a huge pile of plastic balls sits at one end of the tank. Some of them are snacking on snall fish] What are they?
Mitchell: They're manatees.
[gray manatees] Gretchen and Flubber are from the Gulf of Mexico. Tinker, Pete and Lucy are from the Caribbean Sea.
Cartman: Family Guy is written by manatees?
[rethinks] Of course, it all makes sense now.
Mitchell: They really are brilliant creatures.
[the camera focuses on the ball pile] You see, the right side of the tank is filled with idea balls.
[the camera zooms in and pans across] Each ball has a verb, noun, or pop culture reference written on it. There's millions of them.
[A manatee swims to the left side of the tank balancing a ball on its nose] The manatees choose an idea ball and swim it over to the joke combine on the other side of the tank.
[another manatee swims into the pile] Uh there goes Gretchen! She's comin' up with an idea. Oh, she came up with Gary Coleman.
[another manatee reaches the combine and drops a ball in] The idea balls drop into the joke combine and form part of the new script.
[the ball reads "Mexico" as it goes down the pipe into the sorter] Loundry Date Winning Mexico Gary Coleman. A perfect Family Guy joke! I can see it now!
[The imagined joke]
Lois: Peter, you didn't do the laundry today.
Peter: You think that's bad? Remember the time I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman?
[Pedro's, somewhere in Mexico]
Waiter: ¿Qué pasa, señores?
Gary Coleman: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
[Back to the Family Guy offices]