07-04-2007, 03:04 PM
And for a limited time only, you too can can have your very own limited edition 'a hobbit' model! Wroaw version!
All you need to do is mail $1,000 in cash to:
a hobbit,
1337 Hobbiton Street,
The Shire, 99999
I know what you're thinking! This is a spectacular deal! I mean how could anyone pass this chance up? A limited edition Wroaw//a hobbit model! But wait... there's MORE!
If you send it now you will also receive a month's supply of hobbit cookies! It couldn't get better than this!
Please be aware that the processing of such purchases may take up to a year or longer, do not attempt to contact nor seek out a hobbit. In doing so you will be jeopardizing your purchase and will never receive your model nor cookies. Thank you for shopping with HobbitCo!
All you need to do is mail $1,000 in cash to:
a hobbit,
1337 Hobbiton Street,
The Shire, 99999
I know what you're thinking! This is a spectacular deal! I mean how could anyone pass this chance up? A limited edition Wroaw//a hobbit model! But wait... there's MORE!
If you send it now you will also receive a month's supply of hobbit cookies! It couldn't get better than this!
Please be aware that the processing of such purchases may take up to a year or longer, do not attempt to contact nor seek out a hobbit. In doing so you will be jeopardizing your purchase and will never receive your model nor cookies. Thank you for shopping with HobbitCo!