bitch i wipe my ass with snakeskin
Krayz,Jan 3 2006, 05:41 AM Wrote:who the hell needs roundhouses when you have a gun
Werent u just saying chuck makes all texans look like a hill billy? I say its quotes like that:D
Hell yeah billy-joe carl bob danny-frank.
"Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. "
He's a 8th degree master blackbelt. He might look like a pussy nubbins but he will smash your balls!
Steven Seagal > Chuck Norris..
BIGTIME!
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
The Senate,Jan 3 2006, 06:14 PM Wrote:He's a 8th degree master blackbelt. He might look like a pussy nubbins but he will smash your balls!
He is one of bruce lees private students.
If Chuck Norris is late time better slow the fuck DOWN!
a Noob Wrote:Steven Seagal > Chuck Norris..
BIGTIME!
Chuck Norris is the first and only man who dared to snort Anthrax...
He then sniffed it out and Steven Seagal and Bruce Lee were born
*noobish,Jan 3 2006, 01:17 PM Wrote:Steven Seagal > Chuck Norris..
BIGTIME!
Steven Seagal sucks at life, and he's a horrible actor. Steven Seagal can't do a roundhouse kick like Chuck either.